she was like "you're not even groping me, this is nearly manhandling" and then i dragged her by the hair until she was sitting where i wanted her :)

i have been daydreaming about semi-public play for YEARS and i finally have a plaything who lets me put my hand on its thigh while we're playing board games with friends. life is so good.

guys, dont tell the hot transfem in your life ANYTHING. next thing you know, its using those words against you to make you horny and embarrassed at 11am on a sunday. some people would be in CHURCH!!!!

every catboy needs a preygirl to terrorize btw (sexual intent)

i love summer. this weather is perfect to chase her around until shes panting and unable to keep running, wait for her to trip or collapse from exhastion, at which point i trap her beneath me and tear at her skin with my teeth and claws until she's lightheaded from pain.

pouring alcohol down her throat was every bit as magical as i thought it would be btw

sometimes the thing that makes noodles good is not the quality of the noodles, but the fact you just got railed