#circularblades

THIS SI WHAT U GET BRUH

Don’t listen to this absolute piece of shit Julen! They got nothing better to do and likely have no lives of their own! So why let them ruin yours?

☾ - They don't sleep.  Only dream.★ - Ugh, working for the big league of unnameable horrors.  They don't even get dental.  ☆ - At least they won't be victims in the impending doom of the universe.☠ - A tried and true philosophy of eat whoever pisses you off.  ✿ - oH GOD. ■ - The darkness.  The void.  The space between thoughts where long buried instinct resides.  ♡ - "Here have a heart as a symbol of my affection/amusement.  No it's not my heart.  I tore it out of another equally flimsy human to give to you."♥ - All and none.  In the end, isn't everything able to trace its bloodline back to something much older and darker?☮ - Make close bonds through the Shoggoth Unions held every Friday along with bridge club.♦ - Baking pot brownies. ☯ - Likes: screams of the lost souls falling into a mental abyss, promotions, Yog sothoth cause that guy's pretty cool for a big boss, cookies.  Dislikes: Nyarlathotep (I mean cmon that guy is barely past being human and yet HE gets all the VIP passes), Cthulhu cause he spits when he talks, and humans cause.  Well just cause.▼- Born from the spark of first human fear into the seething masses of primordial fuel.∇ - Always aging.  Never aging.  Stuck in the amber of time and compressed to a point.  Time isn't a sphere, it's a circle.♒ - Everyone has a sweet tooth.  It's right next to the meat tooth.☼ - Slightly easier to look at than most Old Ones or Elder Gods.  Only causes minor blood tears.ൠ - How can you expect to think the random with an agent of chaos????

[whines] but muuuuum

Hmm yes i was probably being pedantic ... I just wanted to mention it somehow, but the question said country so I might have implied that Kangaroo Island was a stand alone a nation. which in hindsight might have been a lot more amusing...