THE SIGNS AS QUOTES FROM “BLACK CINDY” ON ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
ARIES: “You scrubby little hood rats gonna make a bitch cry.”
TAURUS: “Bitch! If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be Bill Gates.”
GEMINI: “And if snitches and bitches were wine and beer, we’d all have a happy New Year.”
CANCER: “Eat Pray Love, motherfucker.”
LEO: “Man, chill, you fuckin book ninjas.”
VIRGO: “Don’t say workin’, say employed. That shit sounds more elegant.”
LIBRA: I'm just using it as a placeholder till I become Jewish and I can pin it on Hitler.
SCORPIO: “You ever think about Jay Z and Beyonce fuckin’?”
SAGITTARIUS: “Expand your horizons, boo.”
CAPRICORN: “Kick her straight in the cooch.”
AQUARIUS: “Ain’t that some Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants shit?”
PISCES: “They so bad, their cows had to die…”
