#cin's diary

hope you freaks are hungry because dinner is served!! *uncovers platter to reveal a piping hot plate of akotsk memes*

guys please don't take this one seriously

1. boromir

8/10. he is kind and chivalrous to a fault, and wants to protect women (though sometimes he forgets they can often protect themselves). he means well!!

2. faramir

10/10. male feminist, wishes he was aborted, honorary woman because of the way denethor treated him

3. aragorn

5/10. i am never going to forgive you throwing away eowyn's soup, picky little prince!!

4. bilbo baggins

6/10. listen, i love bilbo, but as an old man he is definitely one of those uncles that just kind of forgets women exist and can do things. it's not his fault though!! we all know he enjoys the company of other men... 😏

5. thorin oakenshield

10/10. feminist final boss. he simply does not understand how one could think women weaker after seeing his sister push out and raise his two hellspawn nephews

6. legolas greenleaf

7/10. men want him, women want to be him. he respected tauriel despite being a little heartbroken over her, and has the baddest silk press in all of middle earth

7. radagast the brown

100/10. feminist icon. he would definitely wear one of those pink knitted "cat"-hats and protest for everything good. he's a man of nature, after all.

8. fíli & kíli

9/10. yes i'm ranking them collectively because they share one braincell. kíli loves his tall badass elf wife and fíli is just happy to be here. they probably don't even know what feminism is and just treat women well

9. gandalf

4/10. he's an old man! he probably doesn't even talk to women, much like bilbo, and he doesn't much care to. he's a grumpster and enjoys it

10. denethor

here's my favorite photo of aragorn son of arathorn for you all since you've been so good

that motherfucker made me read the hobbit, while i am proofreading his thorin x bilbo fic therofre planting them in my head as a cutesie little nom nom (i speak so well, dont i) and did not tell me that in the actual hobbit that THORIN DIES!!!

what is this absolute cruelty </3

he told me way too much plot but not that he dies????

HE DIES??????

bro two seconds ago i was sending a message saying how i would love to see a fanfic of thorin looking after blibo when he has that cold...

AND THE NEXT

thorin dies and bilbo is crying

excuse me-

noooo NO HE DOESN'T!!! wrong!! the fandom has collectively agreed to ignore the ending of the hobbit