#cigarette tf

Spider-Man -> Chav

From NYC to London, the Webcrawler gets around, he just didn't know what they had going on in London.

A new brand of Tabaco that's taken hold with all the youth. Taking mild mannered, bright young men and turning them into thugs on the street and it seems to have gotten to Spidie too, just a few breathes of the new strain seems to be changing his whole world view.

Rather than saving people, now all he thinks about is going out with his mates and bragging about how much bigger he is than all the other lads at the bar. Regardless, this young man won't amount to anything anymore, just another cash cow for the Company.

There goes your life, asshole. Can't let anyone try to ruin my life, telling the police about my side hustle. I can be a drug dealer, mind your fucking business. Now look at you, bitch. You're a cigarette being smoked away by your older bro. It might feel good now, but in just a few minutes when I'm finished with you, you're gonna be reduced to nothing. You'll just be some cigarette but in an endless orgasmic pleasure. No future at all. So fuck you, bro.