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“What goes through Sams mind whenever he sees dean and cas together.

  Sister: "Are you getting ready for the dance at your friend's house?"

Me: "No, it's just too far.  Plus, I don't want to be dependent on someone else for a ride home."

Sister: "Maybe you should be dependent on someone else, so you don't get lost."

Me: "..."

Saw this on Facebook, reposting it here:

He had only one major publication.

It was in Hebrew.

It had no references.

It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

Some say he had his son teach the class.

He expelled his first two students for learning.

Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.

His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.