shitty commentary crew preference - going to a convention together
song of inspiration - pizza by oohyo
author’s note: i have no idea why i chose to write about this because it’s kind of random, but i just wanted to give it a go to be honest. anyway, i hope you all enjoy this preference gang and don’t forget that requests are open! - l.t.
alex // imallexx
- he would buy you tickets to twitchcon, but accidentally bought you tickets to go to an anime and manga con. however, this didn’t matter to you because this meant that you got to make fun of weebs who tried to speak japanese to you through google translate.
- he bought an anime girl pillow to annoy you, and wouldn’t stop making a meme out of it, as he would pretend to kiss and caress the character on it. as you witnessed this, all you could do was face palm.
- he forced you to take pictures with the cosplayers, which you found awkward as hell with his bright purple internet sensation t-shirts and the awkward blue dad jeans™, but regardless, it was a whole lot of fun.
- he bought you one of those pink “kawaii llamas” and called it jeff.
aidan // alekindofwar
- was the one to buy the *correct* tickets to twitchcon, and made you wear one of his spare twitch hoodies, which was so big it dangled off you, but you didn’t really mind because it was really comfy.
- you persistently tried to annoy him while he was playing dark souls, to which he just spat back at you in sassy comebacks in his aussie accent, which you found absolutely hilarious.
- after the convention, he would take you to the afterparty for free drinks, and you would get *really* drunk while shit talking youtubers you hated.
- waking up with a hangover from hell, but with memories to last you both a lifetime.
billy // chubbs
- you both decided to ironically buy tickets to minecon, which almost led to you crying out of laughter when he told you.
- you would both sing minecraft parodies together, both trying you best not to laugh or giggle in the middle of singing, while pretending to mine diamonds with a fake foam pickaxe. you later discovered that someone had filmed the whole thing and had put it on twitter.
- billy had spent almost an hour building a fort on the game, only for you to destroy it, which annoyed billy very much, but he ended up forgiving you anyway.
- you came home with armfuls of minecraft merch, and not to mention embarrassing videos of the pair of you pissing about, but you wouldn’t change any of that for the world.
niall // pyrocynical
- he would wear his own merch for everyday of the convention, while not to mention the fact that he wrote “sub 2 pyro” on a long strip of blank white labels, which he ended up sticking everywhere in the convention hall.
- you both ate subway for lunch everyday, stuffing yourselves silly with enormous amounts of food. fans sometimes recognised you while you were munching away, but you were more than happy to take pictures and have nice chats with them all.
- niall would constantly yell “my name jeff”, and got other youtubers to say it and made it into a compilation for youtube.
- you would be so exhausted from all the crazy madness, fun, meeting all your friends, getting meet niall’s fans, the laughs and the happy memories that you fell asleep in his arms on the train home and he would mess with your hair softly as the train rattled down the tracks noisily, closer to his house so that you could fall right to sleep once you got back.
erling // atozy
- would get you both lost around the convention hall, and you were both puzzled as to where you actually were. you both eventually realised that the map of the convention hall you had was turned upside down.
- filming random bits of footage of you going up to progamerjay to ask if he was actually colour blind, and how he felt about his channel revolving around clickbait, which eventually started to tick him off, so you both avoided him for the rest of the time you were there.
- photobombing almost all of alex’s photos with you somehow, but alex really couldn’t stay mad at you both from how funny they were and everyone just memed them to death on twitter.
- grabbing pizza from dolminos at four in the morning due to the fact that you’re not tired yet and are absolutely buzzed for the next few days of the convention.
elliot // ellbob
- he looked like he was constantly drooling, due to the fact you both had to take the six am train and he stayed up drinking with his friends until four am.
- “my name nut” compilations were all over twitter, which he spammed his followers with over and over again. this almost got him suspended.
- minecraft themed photoshoot. need i say more?
- yelling “wake me up inside” by evanescence at the bar, because you were both absolutely pissed out of your mind. this almost got you kicked out, but thankfully you were allowed to stay, which proceeded in a drinking contest.
brad // braddoesbanter
- “oi dickhead, should we both buy loads of pyro’s merch, then sneak up on him while he’s sleeping?” you both agreed to just that the next day.
- you both bought all of his merch for the plan later on, along with an roblox snapback and a foam minecraft pickaxe.
- it was dark. everyone else was asleep in the air b’n’b they all had rented,you both crept up to niall in his peaceful slumber, snoring and covered in blankets. you both counted to three slowly, as you ripped his blankets off, brad poured freezing cold water all over and screamed “mincraft” as loud as you could. it was safe to say that niall almost pissed his pants.
- you laughed about it on the incident involving niall all the way home on the train.
