Haikyuu!! Actor au headcannons - where they all are actors in a drama called Haikyuu!!
part 1/?
A/N: Because of covid lockdown I only work 3 - 4 days per week and I’m bored at home so please humor me, and add more of your own if you like! :)
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· Except for the first years, all other actors are older by one or two years than the age of characters they portrayed
· Asahi is the oldest, with 4 years difference between his real age and his supposed age in the show but hey it worked out just fine because what is Asahi but a punk Jesus that failed his classes and had to repeat his 3rd year multiple times
· Because the first years are real 16 years old kids, the scenes where they have to study and do their homework are real homework. Kageyama’s struggle to read Kanji is real, Hinata’s English pronunciation is perfect but his comprehension is terrible, Yamaguchi suffers terribly in math, Tsukishima is average at best in all his subjects despite his look while Yachi cries in science
· Contrary to his character, Nishinoya is actually the smartest person in the team. He’s an actor but also a first-year college student in physics major and sometimes on the set he’d teach them poor first year kids when they have to do homework in between takes
· Yachi looks up to Nishinoya like he’s a divine blessing from heaven because he made physics concept sound so simple
· Hinata sempai-crush on Nishinoya in the show?? REAL.
· Everyone on the set has a crush on Sugawara. The actors the director the supporting staffs. E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E
· He’s just so? Pretty?? And nice?? A sweetheart that treat everyone to ice-cream on a hot filming day
· While others are relatively new actors, Daichi is a seasoned veteran that has been acting since he was young. Initially everyone is starstruck when he’s around but he’s nice and humble but also a mischief because you know how child actor lacked childhood and now he’s working with real kids around his age he just let loose
· When someone drew a moustache on Tanaka’s face when he was sleeping nobody expect it was Daichi until Suga saw the marker smudge on the side of his hand
· Daichi smiles sheepishly and vows to get everyone
· That’s how the prank war started on the set
· Suga manages to give Hinata and Nishinoya moustache, Yamaguchi’s only goal is to draw one on Tsukishima, Kageyama accidentally used permanent marker on Asahi and his moustache lasted for 3 days, Tanaka got his revenge on Daichi one evening, Yachi drew it on Shimizu when she dozed off while the hairstylist was doing her hair
· At one point no one is sleeping on the set anymore because of the moustache-drawing war. The supporting staffs keep markers in their pocket instead of leaving it lying around because the actors WILL steal it
· It becomes more chaotic when Hinata tried to draw the moustache on Kageyama when they were practicing their lines. Now nobody gets attacked while sleeping anymore we draw when they’re awake and die like men
· Obviously Kageyama chase Hinata down around the set until he tripped over wires and fell flat on his face and made Nishinoya laugh in the middle of intense scene with Asahi
· That happen wayyyyy too many times until the director said enough is enough and confiscate all their markers
· In the end, Shimizu wins. Everyone let their guard down around goddess Shimizu and boi you’ve never been more wrong
· Shimizu uploaded all her winning proof on social media site with caption “true queen of the court” and a peace-sign emoji
tbc












