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OH my god i will always be ride or die henlivia trash but i just married chrom and olivia and their support together is SO cute. i can’t believe they fell for each other after one battle, that is so cute, no wonder inigo is such a romantic 🥺💓
What Your Favorite Fire Emblem Ship Says About You
Big thanks to DivineNoodles for writing this one for me
Transcription below the cut
Sylvix (Sylvain/Felix): You used to be really into Voltron
Chrolivia (Chrom/Olivia): You believe that with one lap dance you can get a man to marry you five minutes after you’ve met him.
Chrobin (M) (Chrom/M!Robin): Your ideal relationship dynamic is verified himbo/certified morosexual.
Leoniles (Leo/Niles): Your ideal relationship dynamic is sitcom boss/sitcom employee.
Casphardt (Caspar/Linhardt): Your ideal relationship dynamic is that meme that’s like 'where do you work out?' 'The library'
Robcina (Robin/Lucina): Your love for Lucina outweighs your commitment to the Bro Code.
Tharbin (Tharja/Robin): You just want a big tiddie goth gf OR you want to date Yuno Gasai.
Claudeleth (M) (Claude/M!Byleth): You spend your afternoons posted up outside the IntSys office panhandling for canon gay men
Chrobin (F) (Chrom/F!Robin): Your ideal date involves getting carried off into the sunset by a buff man who drinks nothing but respect women juice
Lissabelle (Lissa/Maribelle): Your ideal date is a sapphic tea party
Lucisev (Lucina/Severa): Your ideal date involves living vicariously through your children
Kamuzero (M!Corrin/Niles): Your ideal date involves cock and ball torture
Xanlow (Xander/Laslow): You just want good things for Laslow. And really, who wouldn’t?
Ryoumarx (Ryoma/Xander): You like older brothers so much that one day you were like “hey, you know what’s better than one onii-san? two onii-sans!”
Azurrin (Azura/Corrin): You either completely ignored the Revelation route or overfocused on it to the point of obsession.
Corriander (F!Corrin/Xander): You’re so enamored by the fact that Xander has it all - charms, looks, strength, dignity - that you can overlook the whole… uh… [what are you DOING stepBRO?]
Cormilla (Corrin/Camilla): You loved Tharja, but then you were like “Hey, you know what would make this better, if she was my sister”
Dimileth (F) (Dimitri/F-Byleth): You're always a slut for angsty boys who have trouble talking about their trauma... probably because you think you can "fix" them
Dimileth (M) (Dimitri/M-Byleth): You’re always a slut for angsty boys who have trouble talking about their trauma… probably because you want them to rail you
Claudeleth (F) (Claude/F!Byleth): You’re always a slut for MEN GETTING PEGGED
Chromia (Chrom/Sumia): You have gotten into at least three heated internet arguments over whether this ship is canon or not
Edeleth (Edelgard/F!Byleth): You have gotten into at least five heated internet arguments with people who think Edelgard is a fascist
Ferdibert (Ferdinand/Hubert): You have written at least five Victorian Vampire AUs, at least one of which was for a series starring Tom Hiddleston.
Leokumi (Leo/Takumi): Your new favorite meme is that exchange that’s like “Go fuck yourself.” “Fuck me yourself you coward”
Dimilix (Dimitri/Felix): You believe there’s nothing hotter than thinly veiled hostility and resentment.
Claumitri (Claude/Dimitri): You love angsty boys so much that one day you were like “hey, you know what’s better than one angsty boy? Two angsty boys.”
Hildanne (Hilda/Marianne): You thought the only thing that could have made Beauty and the Beast better is if they were lesbians
Dimidue (Dimitri/Dedue): You just want good things for Dedue, also, you probably have like a 24 page thesis on the racial politics of Three Houses
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