#christopher renstrom

"The Cosmic Calendar: Using Astrology to Get in Sync with Your Best Life" by Christopher Renstrom

Christopher Renstrom

ARIES. (March 20 – April 19): “No pane, no gane” is un apt motto fer y'all nowadays. Despite all t'roubull y'all’ve bee through, t'prize is still wurth it.TAURUS. (April 20 – May 20): Y'all want a guarantee, but t'uther persen a'ken onlee promiss ta do his'n er...

ARIES. (March 20 – April 19): Y'all spent too minny a weeks bein sidelinet. Ov'r t'nex few days, y'all’ll be blocket, tacklet, an' may eve fumbull t'ball but at leest y'all’ll be movyun' un ta bett'r thangs.TAURUS. (April 20 – May 20): It’s whut acoupla sides...

ARIES. (March 20 – April 19): Y'all’ve bee self-abserbet latelee. It’s nuthin ta feel ashamet o', but insteed o'a'talkin about it, make a lov'r feel speshul.TAURUS. (April 20 – May 20): Thishere Valantine’s Day y'all have mer secret admirers thun y'all knoe...

ARIES. (March 20 – April 19): Questchun passyuns. Y'all may have mer investid n' t'moment thun y'all do n' t'long run.TAURUS. (April 20 – May 20): An associate er partn'r pushes yer buttons. Y'all’d luv ta respond n' kine, but transsend. If'n y'all don’t keep a cool...

ARIES. (March 20 – April 19): Climb down frum at pulpit o'yers today. Y'all’re nairy preechin ta t'choir, y'all’re drivin it away.TAURUS. (April 20 – May 20): Make shure ta have yer facks strate regardyun' a sartin sitchuwayshun. Y'all’ll want ta revisit it...

ARIES. (March 20 – April 19): Yer hed’s still spinnin frum weeks o'paperwerk, but y'all’ll be happy ta knoe t'results will be wurth it.TAURUS. (April 20 – May 20): Y'all assumet someone had blown y'all off so y'all’re sprized ta hear back frum 'im. Have fun...