#christmaslen

3: 3 Fears

spiders!!! I HATE SPIDERS, FUCKIGN LOSERS

heights. i lOVE ROLLERCOASTERS BUT IM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS IS THAT WEIRD

people hating me. I JUST HATE IT IM RLY SELF CONSIOUSUCSU (how ever u spell it)

6: 4 turns off

when people fucking skype me whEN I'M LOOKING AT PORN OF EQUIUS, UM COME ON STOP THAT.

i dont even have 4 turn offs i can't even think of anything wtf

9: My best first date

whEN I SAW "HERE COMES THE BOOM" WITH TYLER !!!! <3 <3

i've only been on 2 dates oh my god

12: What time was I born

like at 9 AM or some shit i don't even know

15: Favourite quote

"i am the star, it's me"

-sweet bro and hella jeff

18: Do I use sarcasm

yes

21: Shoe size

7 and 1/2 i think

24: Favourite style of clothing

stuff from walmart

27: Meaning behind my URL

it's dirkjakeporn there's rly not much to it

30: Favourite band

miku hatsune

is that a band

33: My current relationship status

as the hipsters say "single pringle :)"

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

none

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A BOYFRIEND.

42: When did I last hold hands?

when i was like 7 with my mom

45: Where am I right now?

on the right side of my couch in the living room, in south elgin illinois.

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

yea

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

a lot, especially to my lab partner (i hat e her)

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

probably my friend kyle, except i'm not his friend, but he's mine.

57: What do I think about most?

equius and homestuck porn 

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

both???????? like if i look nice and i'm all dolled up then i guess in front of it but then

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

no and .. . kInd of??? like all of those weird science theories between aliens is just like WOW YEAH HOW DID THE EGYPTIAN PYRAMIDS GET THERE, MAN THAT MUSTVE TAKEN FOREVER.

66: What's the weather like right now?

it's dark so i don't even care

69: Do I have any nicknames?

sam, (my real name is samantha) monkey butt.... . .

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

with a tounge, like a tounge that's cut off, like a cows tounge yes.

my tounge, no.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

OK SO ME AND MY FRIEND JESSICA WERE ROLEPLAYING BEFORE WE WENT TO BED AND SHE WAS TAVROS AND I WAS EQUIUS AND IT WAS HILARIOUS BECAUSE SHE DOESNT READ HOMESTUCK AND SHE WAS SO BAD (we had a sleepover)

78: How can you win my heart?

i can't because i suck

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

gamsee

rdjmpreg666

andbab 

izzetheking

janecrocker

???

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

i can morph into anything like that dumb pokemon ditto

87: Had sex?

i'm 13 (no)

90: Failed a class?

surprisingly no.

not even gym. *laughs*

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

i kissed a boy when i was like 5 but it wasn't in the rain, it was in my living room, we were watching the goonies together.

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

no but i give dumb people on dA theories, does that count.

99: Smoked weed?

420 smoke weed. no.

102: Drank alcohol?

i tried wine, beer and vodka but i never rly drank it

105: Been underweight?

IM FUCKING LAUHGING RIGHT NNOW IVE ENVER EEN UNDERWEIGHT IN MY LFIe

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

pfff yeah

111: Been to a professional sports game?

I. WANT. TO. GO. TO. A . PACKERS. GAMe.

114: Been to prom?

not prom but its like a dance

i'm not even in highschool

117: What concerts have I been to?

none

120: Wore make up?

yeah, i wanted to impress tyler u/// u

123: Dyed my hair?

YEAH FOR LIKE HALLOWEEN BEFORE MY MOM WOULD BUY ME WIGS

126: Had a surgery?

nope!!

129: Peed outside?

no

132: Been rejected by a crush?

KYLE, JORDAN, TYLER. ... OTHER KYLE...

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

i want two kids and their names will be equius and samantha

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?

probably my gameboy *laughs*

141: Play any musical instrument?

i played the oboe for like 2 days.

also i play the recorder.

144: Am I afraid of the dark?

no t really??

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

YEAH LIKE WHEN IM PLAYIN MOTHERFUCKING LEGEN D OF ZELD A THE LITTLE BITCH FUCKING WIDN WAKER AND FHuCKING TWILGITHR PIRNCESS AND SKYWARD SIWORKD AND FUKCING ALL OF THENM SUck

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

"you're fat, ugly, and annoying, no one likes you"

153: My closest Tumblr friend

rdjmpreg666 <3

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