Chris and Ashleigh are in Ashleigh's basement. They're cuddling on the couch under a blanket and watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Chris: Is there any particular reason why we're watching this?
Ashleigh: (rolls her eyes, snuggles closer) You know you like it. Sorry it's not as sophisticated as Jersey Shore.
Chris: (bops her on the head) You're feeling sassy today.
They watch for a little longer, before Ashleigh looks up at him.
Ashleigh: You know, I don't look like any of the girls you like.
Chris: (confused) You don't?
Ashleigh: (shakes her head) No. Snooki, Kim (indicating the TV), Vanessa Hudgens--
Chris: Hey, that's more Joey than me--
Ashleigh: (annoyed) The only one I look even remotely like is Asia.
Chris: (making a face) You look nothing like her.
Ashleigh: Really?
Chris: Really. You're beautiful.
Ashleigh: (disbelieving) You're saying she's not?
Chris: (impatient) Not the way you are.
Ashleigh: What way--
Chris: Ashleigh! I thought you were the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen the day I met you.
Ashleigh: Really?
Chris: Yes, really.
Ashleigh: I bet Joey would've loved to know that.
Chris: (laughs) Probably not. (kisses the top of her head) I love you. There's no one like you.
Ashleigh: Really?
Chris: Yes! Do you think I'd watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians with just anyone?
Ashleigh: (scoffs) You watch it by yourself. I see your Netflix history. Unless you're gonna try and tell me it was Bill. (They look at each other for a long moment. Then Chris kisses her nose, and they go back to watching.)
