#chrisgunter

(This sucks)

Lola had asked to come to Gareth and I’s 🏠 again, I agreed for this afternoon. “Anna? The boys, well Aaron, Joe, Joe, Chris, Ben and Hal and maybe Ashley are coming over soon.” Gareth called. “🆗 Gareth, Lola’s coming this afternoon by the way!” I said. Gareth came and hugged me. “🆗 🍯.” He smiled.  "The boys should be any time soon.“ Almost immeadiatley as if on cue there was a knock on the 🚪.

” GARETH, THE BOYS ARE HERE.“ I yell. "Such a nice welcoming Anna.” Aaron 😂. “Shut up Ramsey.” I say. “Hey.” I hear Gareth’s voice and turn around. “Let me know if you want anything Gareth.” I say and he pecks my cheek. “Will do 💛.” And the boys walk into the spare room. I was scrolling through Twitter when a knock comes on the 🚪. “Anna, someone knocked.” Gareth said. Him and the boys coming up intrested to 👀 who it was. I opened the 🚪 to 👀 Lola in her football kit. “Hi Anna.” She smiles. “Hey Lola. Come on in.” She nods and takes her football shoes off revealing her training socks. “Dressing to show how big a fan you are eh?” Ben asks her. Gareth nudges him. “Um no actually.” She says looking down at her Wales kit. “Why you dressed like that then?” Hal asks her. Gareth and I both roll our eyes. “Training for the women’s 🌍 cup.” Lola answers. Aaron’s eyes widen. “You, you play?” He asks. “What does it look like Ramsey?” I ask him. “Well, I don’t know.” He smirks. “What number are you then?” Joe (Ledley) asks her. “Ten.” She replies. “Like me!” Aaron laughs. “What team do you play for? Non-internationally?” Ashley asks her. “Manchester City Women, but I’m being ‘sold’ or what ever you’d like to call it soon.” She says. “🆒! Who to?” I ask her excitedly. “I don’t know, four teams want me. My current manager needs to choose one.” She says. “Who’s wanting you?” Gareth asks out of interest.

“Bangor City women, Tottenham Hotspur women, Arsenal women and Wrexham women.” She replies. “😲, you must be a good player?” Chris asks. “I guess so.” She answers. “She is, she’s amazing.” Gareth says and I agree. “How many games you got left with Man City?” I ask her. “Um, two I think.” She says. “Against?” Gareth asks. “Swansea City and Chester FC.” She sighs. “Can we get off the topic of my football playing now?” She asks. “Let me show the boys you kicking a penalty and scoring a non penalty goal first.” Gareth says putting YouTube on using our Amazon 🔥 Box. “😲!” Ben’s 👄 drops open. “You just tricked them?” Hal asked. Lola nods. “Lola and I are gonna go and chill.” I said after Lola pulled the face of 'help me.’ “🆗 💛.” Gareth said. Lola and I walked out the room and went to the graden. With all the boys except from Gareth’s still wide open. “Tell me whats new.” I said. “I have a crush on someone.” Lola says. “Oh my gosh, WHO!?” i ask excitedly. “Aaron.” |She whispers. “As in Ramsey?” I whisper back and she nods. “Seriously?!” I squeal even more 🙌. She nods. “Ermygush!” I squeal.  "Shush!“ Lola exclaims as the backdoor opens. "What’s all the squealing for?” Gareth asks. “Lola has a-” She cuts me off by slapping her ✋ over my 👄. “Nothing!” Lola exclaims blushing. “Well its obviously something.” Gareth smiles sitting down. “Lola, if you don’t mind will you please take your ✋ off Anna’s 👄 so she can finish what she was saying?” Gareth asks. Lola shakes her head violently banging it on the arm of the metal chair. Gareth peels Lola’s ✋ off while she rubs her head with the other ✋. “Thank you.” Gareth laughs. “As I was saying, LOLA HAS A CRUSH ON AARON!” I yell causing the other boys to come out to 👀 what was going on.

Lola bent her head down to the ground turning as red as a beetroot! “Whats going on?” Neil asks. I explain every thing while Lola only turns redder. “Anna, I’m going to leave now.” Lola says running through the 🚪 to the hall.

“SOMEONE AFTER HER AND MAKE SURE SHE DOEN’T LEAVE!” I giggled as Aaron, Ben and Neil tore into the 🏠. They came back a few moments later holding a hairbobble?

“Where is she?” I ask politely. “All we managed to get was her hair bobble.” Ben said. “Follow me!” I 😂. “Where we off to 💛?” Gareth asks 😁 at me. “Lola’s 🏠 of course!” I exclaim. Everyone pulls their shoes on and we leave the 🏠. “This way!” I giggle turning around a corner. I walk up to the 🚪 of Lola’s 🏠. Every curtain is pulled shut. “Gareth, you know and we’ll hide around this corner.” I say. “Why me?” He asks. “Because you didn’t embarrass her, where as I did.” I explain. He nods. “When you get in, tie these around her hands and feet, Ooh and 👄! Put her shoes on and meet us back here and we’ll take her to ours!” I told them the plan. Gareth nods and turns around to knock. “Hey Lola.” I hear him say. “Hey Gareth, what’s up?” She asks. “The sky, duh!” Gareth laughs. “Why you over?” Come up with somthing please Gareth. “I am here to apologise about earlier.” He said. Phew! “Its fine.” She says. Suddenly there’s a small shriek and I hear her 🚪 being slammed shut. Gareth walks over with Lola in his arms. She glares at me. We get back to mine and Gareth’s and put her down. “Now Lola. We decided to bring you back  so I can embarrass you.” I joked. Ben untied her arms and feet while Ashley undoes the cloth around her 👄. “I.Hate.You.” She gasps. “I’m joking. I won’t embarrass you.” I say in a serious tone. “Yeah right.” She mumbles. “Oi Miranda!” I say and we both 😂. The boys look confused. “Whut? ITS TOO SPITCY!” She exclaims doing a Miranda Sings impression. She raises her eyebrows the Miranda way. “I still have your costume in the closet.” I say. She follows me to my bedroom and changes. “Ta da!” She says as we walk back to where the boys were. “Where’s the football girl gone?” Gareth pretends he doesn’t know where Lola is and who the strange girl next to me is. “Oh, her?” Lola continues to use the Miranda voice. “Who are you?” Hal asks. “You don’t know who I AM?” She says sounding like a very cross Miranda. “No,I want to know who you are and where Lola is.” Hal demanded. “I, am the amazing Miranda Sings. Singer, actor model,magitchen, 🐱 dresser upper, YouTuber, dancer, sleeper and more to be discovered. As for this Lola, I don’t know who she is let alone where she is.”  Lola, 'Miranda’ sorry says. “Oh.” Aaron says. “Anna, did you hear that Joey cheated on me? WITH A BOY?” She wails. I roll my eyes. “Yes, I saw the video Miranda.” I 😁. “I can’t belive he did that.” 'Miranda’ cries. “Miranda, are you 🆗?” Gareth asks.

“O mah gudness! I know who you are!” 'Miranda’ exclaims. “Do you?” Gareth’s 😁 gets bigger. “Of course, Your Gerath Beyle.!” She exlaims. “Uh, close but I’m Gareth Bale.” Gareth says. “I knew that.” 'Miranda’ says. “I’m 💤 of Miranda now.” Lola says. “O no your not!” Lola says back in Miranda’s voice. “I have had enough of Miranda.” Lola announces.

I lead her back to my room, ✋ her her football kit, make up wipes and a hair brush. She cleans up pretty quickly. “Here’s Miranda’s outfit back.” She says handing it back to me. “No, no keep it. It is you'res after all.” I say. “Thanks.” She says. We walk back into the living room. “Ah, football girl is back!” Aaron says. “And Miranda’s finally gone!” Gareth said. “Your not getting rid of me that easily!” Lola jokes in Miranda’s voice. “I’ll be back soon!"She stops after that. "Ugh, no more Miranda please!” Neil and Chris plead. “Fine.” Lola says in her normal voice. “Yay! Normal Lola!” I squeal hugging her. Lola starts lauging, soon enough she’s on the floor 😂 while holding her stomach. “My. stomach. hurts. from. 😂.” She breathes. She catches someone’s eye and starts to 😂 all over again rolling around on the floor this time. “Have you ever thought that she’s a bit nuts?” Joe Allen asks. “Nope.” I sigh. “I’m not nuts. As Mr and Mrs Dursley say, 'I’m perfectley normanl thank you very much!” Lola laughs. “Do your Hermione impression Lola!” Gareth says. Lola puts on a posh, stuck up English accent. “Stop, stop stop, your going to take someones eye out! Besides, you’re saying it wrong. Its Levi-oh-sa, not Levi-oh-sire.” She says. “The other quote!” I exclaim. “And now, if you don’t mind. I’m going to 🛏️ before either of you two come up with another clever 💡 to get us killed. Or worse EXPELLED.” She says. I burst out 😂..