Jondami student marriage (тБауАГя╛ЯтБа3я╛ЯтБауАГтБа)
Do you know what's a Kermes? Where I live, these little festivals are held at schools on a special day to raise money for something, maybe some future event, sponsor some school competition, etc. They usually have stands selling food and other activities, the one I want to talk to you about is... Marriage ЁЯШИЁЯШИЁЯШИ
They make a civil registry (fake) and mary students with a printed certificate taken from Google.
I don't know who came up with the idea of getting married at the kermes, but Jon and Damian would get married, and they would take the marriage VERY seriously.
They would have shared assets, like "what's yours is mine and what's mine is yours." So at any given moment you can see Jon walking up to Damian's seat and grabbing something as if it were his without even asking to borrow it, and Damian doing the same.
They call each other "husband", "love", "sweetheart", and they aren't even dating before, they skipped courtship altogether and went straight to unofficial marriage.
Sometimes in the fake student civil registry they give cheap rings for 15 pesos (it's like half dollar I think). Damian would reject these rings and go buy some real wedding rings.
When they come of age, they simply go and sign real marriage papers.
(btw, you can call me Chomu, that's what my friends call me, Chomumo is like, a formal version (тБая╜бтБауГ╗тБа/тБа/тБа╬╡тБа/тБа/тБауГ╗тБая╜бтБа) )
They would take fake marriage seriously for the bit wouldn't they lmao. They'd fake divorced too, fake get remarried, fake move into together, fake say they love each, fake start a family. You know. All for the bit тЩб











