I wrote these to cope with really bad cramps
-Once when they were camping, they sat around the campfire and had a whole conversation about how Noctis basically has constant diarrhea. Because of his awful diet.
-It started with Noctis walking away from camp and then coming back and saying "My stomach's acting up." And then Prompto, almost annoyed, commented "Dude it always is. You eat only sugar, remember?" And then Gladio officially got the conversation going by asking Noctis "When's the last time you had a proper solid sh*t? Ever?" Ignis sighed through it all.
-Ignis once sneezed during a meeting and it was messy. He blocks out the memory. Regis even laughed.
-Prompto missed a step and fell while walking up the stairs in Lestallum, and his face smacked right into Gladio's ass.
-Those kids that play on the stairs started laughing.
-Prompto looked like a tomato for at least 30 minutes.
-Noctis once choked on water 6 sips in a row. Regis was trying to tell him something important and he had to wait for him to stop choking each time it happened.
-Gladio got frustrated one time because they were in Lestallum again and it was the millionth time he heard Noctis say it was hot, so he wrestled his shirt off of him himself.
-People walking by wondered if they should do something and Ignis had to tell them each that everything was okay.
-After they defeated one of those giant bull things, Prompto couldn't decide whether to shout "Yay" or "Yes!". So the sound he made was a mixture that just sounded like "YYYEEAAOOOEHY"
-Gladio laughed so hard he cried.
-Clarus accidentally called Regis "Wegis" and now Regis calls him "Cwawus" every now and then so he never forgets
-Noctis was walking down the stairs in the Citadel while holding a bowl of oatmeal. He slipped and fell and he was okay, but the bowl flew out of his hands and smashed into the floor at the bottom of the stairwell and it was a huge mess.
-Ignis had a brain fart while he has at a fast food drive through and when the person asked him what he wanted he just said "Hey". It took him a moment to come back to reality.
-At the Citadel, Noctis was pretending that the hallway was a runway, and he was doing the sexiest walk that he could, just for fun. And he became horrified when Cor silently walked past him, realizing that he'd been behind him the whole time.
-Ravus takes pole dancing classes and thinks that nobody knows. Luna knows, and she decided to attend one of his classes without his knowledge, to support him and cheer him on. When she walked in he almost decided to kick a hole through the wall and escape.
