#chilliviperfish.txt

Chilli, would you still love me if I was a worm..?

If you were a worm I would eat you.

Because I'm a feesh. (^_^)

Feesh... (^_^)

Sigh...

I love my wife... ( ￣▽￣)

She's so cool and I love her so much... (///∇///)

I want to rip open her chest and sleep in the crevice between her ribs so that I can know I am truly hers... (///ω///)♪

I really need to stop swallowing gum, I'm going to be sick... (;´-｀)

Uhh... guys... (^_^;)

What am I supposed to do when my wife keeps rambling about rotten food and abandoned buildings..? (￣▽￣;)

Chilli, I need you to pin me down now.

Pretty please...

Toasty, I know damn well you're not freakyposting in my inbox. (　｀ー´)

I'd bite your neck if it got you to calm down and stop sending me asks. (　｀□´)

As in, harming her.

It'd be a shame if I had to let her bury you.

Ah, do not worry...

I assure you that I will touch your daughter in every way other than harmfully. ( >ω･ )

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I...

That came out wrong. (゜゜;)

C—Chilli..?

What are you doing here..?

You can't excape me, Toasty~! (｀▽´)

Anyway, I'm here because I got bored. ( ´ー`)