#chillableu

“And yes, I’m aware of how that sounds. I still mean every bit of it, Master.”

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(///under the cut are some doodles of when I first designed Russell, there you can see my idea of how he looks like in his merform :3c)

Ok your ask sent me down a rabbit hole and I committed to a complete role swap for this shitpost. Full blown AU.

Rosie Wensley-Banner [the Scarlet Starlet] is a horny healing bard from a long line of English witches in service of the church, so Kuro in this role...is the horny poison bard from a long line of cursed chemists serving as the royal apothecary. The Mahogany Miasma, civilian name Humbert Blackbane [Lolita reference like Rosie's title, and an English plague]. Nickname Umber, or Bert if you want to commit sudoku. Still the same hobo-military sense of fashion also. Rosie's 60s type shit translated to Beatles Sgt Pepper undertones.

Kuro/Okami is an inugami-possessed oni, who wreaked havoc near the end of the warring states era and sought only to have children and a loving pack. Rosie in this role...is the plucky nekomata, Tsubakineko [Literally, "camellia cat".] Nickname Cammie. More or less a gentle catgirl with a mischievous streak, she was denied any human friends or partners and other yokai considered her too weak and stupid to join forces. In the modern era, catgirls are highly coveted so she has to fight people off, which gives the impression that she's a monster to target.

TL;DR "Toxic" by Britney Spears x "Toxic Love" from Ferngully 😭

It would be far more wholesome this way though. Rosie is just a pure soul in any incarnation so she would probably get folded into the heroes' group immediately because she's lonely. Galahad and Umber constantly scuffle over muh catgirl gf. Soraya still has a gay crush and she still hates spooky bastard, double so now that Cammie's in the picture and warming up to Umber. Alicia is 200% done from the get-go but is very protective of Cammie.

The wedding isn't secret and they continue life normally. If the roles are swapped here then this might be the AU where Kanna is the only one with powers.

took a bit of a break from headcanons, but here are some for both iida and kaminari!

iida

he’s the kid in class who always has spares of everything on him - pencils, erasers, even notebooks, he always made sure he had extra stored away for any classmates who forgot their own. it also served as a way for them to not bombard yaoyorozu with requests.

his desire to keep several shelves of glasses in his dorm room stems from several incidents as a kid, before he had the fine control over his quirk and continually ran into walls and doors.

he actually hates most juice, except for orange, given that its the natural fuel for his quirk. but since he drinks so much...he can’t handle any other flavours.

while iida can be seen as a stickler for rules, he is actually a little shit - he just knows no one will believe it.

one more than one occasion, he’s done his usual chopping motion with his hands, and knocked a classmate out by smacking the top of their head.

when they’re a bit older, and technology is a bit more advanced, tenya plans to work with hatsume and make his older brother a set of prosthetic legs. it wouldn’t be enough to let him go back to hero work; but it would be enough for him to walk once again.

he can experience sometimes severe cramps in his legs and calves, mostly due to how they accommodate for his quirk. these can wake him up in the middle of the night with immense pain.

more than once has he stumbled into the shower or washed his face with his glasses on.

he likes wearing mismatched socks. he knows it doesn’t look cool.

he’s almost like a soccer mum. if a friend looks down or is belittling themselves, he will literally scream encouragement for them. over-excessively, even.

kaminari

while he isn’t really the best when it comes to book smarts, he seems to have a good eye when it comes to puzzles or riddles.

this boy has a lot of social media accounts. only because he constantly forgets his login details.

he has some memory issues, partially thanks to his quirk frying his brain whenever he goes too overboard.

never trust him with an oven. just...don’t. he’ll end up setting it on fire.

once as a child, he tried to pierce his own ears because he thought they looked cool. it didn’t end well.

ever since that incident, he’s become terrified of needles.

he’s constantly wary and careful around water, especially big bodies of it that have other people, not wanting to accidentally set off his quirk.

denki often absentmindedly chews on anything he gets his hands on, mostly pens and pencils.

his family is actually rather well off, but its not anything he ever flaunts or uses. he’s trying to become a hero on his own terms, and not ride along on his parents money or influence.

you...you get it...prepare for the floodgates to open

(also im just gonna assume this is for romance bc friendship wasnt specified)

Kalim and Von:

so the reasons why these two would work as a couple are the same as to why they work as friends! lots of similar energies and a healthy desire to grow close to and learn about each other. these two would be that spontaneous couple who you think are always in the honeymoon stage and you wonder where they get their energy from. not to mention, but they’re both considerate and hardworking in their own rights. i mean, that’s what’s earned kalim’s dormmates’ confidence in him as a dorm leader, and i’ve already talked about the efforts that von is willing to go for the people he cares about. 

i think the main obstacle in their relationship comes in with kalim’s inability to listen, and von’s inability to speak up. much like what ended up happening in episode four, kalim didn’t really understand jamil until everything comes to a head, but at the same time jamil never really opened up about his own desires because of his station. kalim still doesn’t listen very well, and von is inexperienced enough to not quite know the ins-and-outs of setting boundaries and communicating his feelings. now, obviously, von #1 is very fond of kalim and #2 hasn’t been carrying around that spite for his entire life, so the results aren’t going to be so extreme, but this is still the biggest issue 

Cadoc and Idia:

ok so i think cadoc has respect for idia straight up because of the latter’s skills with technology, and that’s definitely what would’ve drawn these two together. these two are a kindred spirit sort of pair, with the two of them not having many others at the school that they could turn to for their unique interests. i might actually come back to this once we learn more about the ignihyde bros

gonna be honest: i just flat out don’t think these two are good for each other. like, they’re very similar in certain ways that allow them to play off of each other’s worst traits. i think both cadoc and idia need someone who is less like them than they are the same, like how ortho is able to get idia out of his room occasionally. cadoc and idia are both trapped in a shell of their own making, and they need someone to remind them that everything outside that shell may not be so bad after all. not a good relationship at all, these two

Vladimir and Malleus:

so this isn’t either positive or negative but did somebody say pining? because i’m willing to bet a pretty penny that there aren’t many others who can beat the fae out at pining, and these two are no different

okay so i’ve already established that these two would have a bit of a history, given how close their old houses are (am i allowed to use house of mouse as a reason for lore? bc that’s what im gonna do) and so i think they’ve got plenty to stage their relationship on. not only that, but i think these two could help stave off the loneliness that the both of them suffer from, and when it comes to loss--something they surely either have or will experience, it’s a matter of when considering their mortal friends--they would be able to take solace in their mutual grief. two young fae, older than even the oldest children of man, able to be comforted where their persons overlap. plus, i think these two could (and have) long conversations into the night about shared interests, like the history of things

I feel like this kid would have probably some multicolor or iridescent type of sheen to their hair but well its picrew, but still i do wonder if theyd end up human with a lot of magic prowess or a unicorn too? shilohs already a odd chimera of kelpie and unicorn so who knows what happens when you put human into a mix of that 

This kid has a lot of Rooks wit and intelligence and is generally very pleasant to be around but it always feels like theres something just slightly off in the most minor of feelings but it’s fine, theyre just like that. They like a lot of soft pastel and cute things and generally like using it when they can. He probably got taken with Rook for a lot of ‘hunts’ that are more so just tracking and watching sessions and knows how to be keenly observant and predict people and their actions with accurate precision.