#childruining

Are you tired of having to buy countless children's gifts for birthdays, Christmases, bar and bat mitzvahs, fourth grade graduations and, of course, Columbus Day? Do your own children have too many demanding friends that are putting a dent in your bottom line? Reclaim your money by gifting your kids sophisticated products that guarantee they’ll get the shit kicked out of them at school! You’ll look like a parent with impeccable modern taste, but you’ll never have to put your skills to use because your child won’t have any friends left! Money saved, reputation secured, and parent-child bonding time earned. That’s what we call a win-win-win. So let’s get shopping! Read the full article