#chickenthiefdream

again, backyard. accurate mental depiction. the chicken coop. we have a really thin tree line between us and one of the neighbors (mostly  like a wall for privacy, but in my dream it was apparently thick enough to house the following) It begins when a fox bounds out of the tree line and scurries along the chicken coop, sniffing around for a way in. I was watching through the window in my sister's old room so I was like "GASP" and ran through the hall trying to yell "FOX ALERT" but it was one of those typical dream things where I couldn't yell- as if I had no voice, yknow? So I'm running down the hall, out the kitchen door and down the deck stairs and the thought occurs to me that maybe I should yell with like a deep voice (so you'll hafto imagine my dream self with like an over-exaggerated low voice all "foxxx alerttt") By the time I get to the coop, the fox has transformed into a mountain lion Suddenly I had one of the irl kitchen chairs, it's like gray with stripes, and was waving it at this thing but that wasn't working. then somehow I hooked my arm around its neck and had a choke hold going. I never meant to kill it, though. By the time I let go and it scurried away (lol), i watched it turn from an anoxic blue back to that sleek gray and THEN this crazy ass chick comes outta nowhere and is all looking to try to steal the chickens. I at first I was like "this fr?... HEY get outta here!" and when she continued, i was like seeing red and yelling at her about leaving the chickens alone. then I used that chair to push her away. she retreated back to the tree line, over the fence (which is actually there) and fucked it up a lil bit. I ran after her and this dude was on the other side and he was like "oh hey! sorry about that, we're running a bit of a trial run over here" and i'm like ?!?!?!? "SHE WAS TRYING TO STEAL OUR CHICKENS" and he was just like "okay, thanks, bye!" Then my dad comes and I'm like "DAD we need some security!" "yes,” he says. “Absolutely," as he looks back at the coop and we brainstorm, but not for long as we're interrupted by my irl neighbor Ryan who was like "hey, heads up. the chipmunks have been pretty vicious lately" therefore reinforcing our need to add security measures.