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Best Outfit in Every Riverdale Episode (Honorable Mention)

Chapter Sixty-Three: Hereditary

* So vigilante!Archie ties these kids up and then as Archie finds them and brings them to pop’s to sort them out 👌🏻

* Aw, Betty ordered Jughead food

* Jug ignoring Betty’s advice of taking a walk, looking at art and kissing his girlfriend

* She had to tell him twice to kiss her

* One of us! One of us! One of us!

* Cheryl should know she was dreaming since Toni wasn’t in bed with her

* Why the hell does she have that creepy ass doll in her bedroom? And why the hell does Toni allow it?

* Dodger trashed the gym

* Archie just straight up telling FP where Dodger is operating out of like he didn’t beat him up out there

* Have we actually ruled that Charles is gay

* I don’t like Hermosa

* Veronica asking if she has any other siblings

* Hiram returning to his passion

* extortion and murder👌🏻

* His passion is rum of course

* Veronica not wanting her sister to help in her speakeasy that should be totally illegal for a high school student to be operating

* Veronica kicking out her father and sister

* Jug thinking Grandpa Jones wrote the first book

* Jughead is really hung up in his grandfather despite everything his father has told him which honestly is very contradicting

* Betty visiting Chic because why the fuck not

* Yes lets go to Chic for information on Charles because we totally can trust whatever comes out of his mouth

* So, I cannot picture Cheryl missing school. She bragged about her GPA but she’s the queen bee of the school so she wouldn’t miss school

* Cheryl pour salt around the doll probably should put some iron around it too

* Charles upset that Betty went to Chic but like same

* Betty outright telling him she doesn’t trust him

* So, how long has Jingle Jangle been around and did the Ghoulies actually create it or just found the recipe and made their own?

* Archie looking for arcade games for the kids

* Veronica is like whats this about arcade games?

* Cheryl in trouble oooooh

* Nope just an accident

* I’m sorry but how the fuck did Dagwood choke on a ping pong ball? They aren’t that small or am I confused

* Veronica laying out the sitting arrangements for the club

* Just googled if you can choke on a ping pong ball and the answer is fucking no so what the fuck Riverdale?!

* Booth 11 is for enemies

* Cheryl calling the doll a demon doll 👌🏻

* And finding him with Jason

* Surprise family back in town

* Of course Cheryl faints its just family

* Nobody fucking cares what you did in Miami

* Sitting Hiram and Hermosa at booth 11 is a power move

* Charles hooked up to a lie detector

* Sounds familiar like when someone killed shady man and Betty walked in

* He’s a recovering addict at least there’s meetings for his addiction unlike my Funko Pop figure addiction

* I feel like there is more than just the narcotic addition

* This fucker in Archie’s gym that he came him

* Damn right Fred was a good man!

* Archie being nice to the man who tried killing him and tried sending him to jail

* Hiram wanting to donate to Archie’s cause of saving the at risk youth

* Fuck you aunt Cricket

* So, Clifford had a twin brother both are dead and then Penelope who was adopted is in the wind but how in the world are those people aunt and uncle at most they’re cousins to her parents

* Also, is Cricket a blossom like Polly and married into the family to keep the bloodline pure? SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BLOSSOM FAMILY!!

* Wanting to sell the maple farm

* Cheryl needs to get away from thistle house

* And Cheryl thinking it makes sense

* Wow Cheryl going crazy over the chapel....here’s an idea Cheryl BURY YOUR BROTHER AND REGULARLY VISIT HIS GRAVE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!

* Hiram just showing up, taking his clothes off and Hermione not really stoping him

* Yes, because who doesn’t want a husband who orders a hit out on you

* “I already regret this” as you should

* Jughead following the Forsythe the First breadcrumbs

* Again very confused about why they decided to have two high schools both Jones’s went to Riverdale High yet they built Southside High after the parents graduated

* So, there is a train from wherever Stonewall Prep is and Riverdale

* Archie got arcade games

* Pizza isn’t life apparently, burgers and fries draws in a crowd

* Cheryl trying to drown this doll

* Should we be concerned that there are bubbles coming from the doll

* “Mom I have a surprise for you” she does too

* Hiram is back because why the fuck not

* Hiram thinking Veronica is jealous of Hermosa

* Frosty Pajamas of course that would be his grandfather’s pen name and Riverdale High

* Jughead finding GPJ’s writing

* How could Chic know the location? FP handled it the second time and it was i think after Chic was gone from the house

* What evidence? You dissolved the body with Lye which pretty sure there isn’t a body anymore unless I’m wrong

* The car was taken care of and the blood was cleaned up and pretty sure burned

* So again i ask WHAT THE FUCK RIVERDALE?!

* Burgers brought in a crowd...kind of surprise Jug isn’t there for the free burgers because he would

* If Jordan Conner was still on the show he would have shown up just for the arcade games...i really hope we get our Sweet Pea back

* “You’re costing me my work force” that’s the idea asshole

* Dodger thinking Archie is the masked man...i mean he’s right

* They waited up after FP said not to wait up

* One thing that bothers me about the whole Charles thing is THEY DIDNT GET A DNA TEST!! After Chic you’d think they would to actually make sure it is their child and not trust the word of mouth

* Still don’t know how I feel about Charles

* Jug talking to Mr. DuPont about the first book

* DuPont not liking the idea of Jug calling him out about the first book

* DuPont getting pissy that Jug just called him out as a plagerist

* How dare you call GPJ a bottom-feeding dropout in a third rate school

* Don’t being FP into this you stuck up asshole

* Mr. DuPont your privilege is showing

* I know who you are, you are a privileged old white dude who looks down on the working class

* I’m sorry did this asshole threaten to kick out Jug for confronting him about stealing someone’s work? I’m pretty sure that’s not grounds of expulsion

* DuPont got really hostile so yeah he stole GPJ’s work

* Hermosa telling Veronica about the relationship between her mother and their father

* Hiram really gave both daughters pearl necklaces like he cant come up with an original gift

* The father you know didn’t try sending the love of your high school life to prison or try killing him

* Cheryl really blocking anyone from entering that chapel

* Can they declare her unfit? But i mean yeah she is mentally unwell

* WHAT IS YOUR COUSIN’S NAME CHERYL? HE’S KINDA CUTE

* Going to Chipping with the fact that DuPont didnt write the first book

* Archie you idiot you put your mother in danger!!!

* Do you wanna be an orphan or have your mother bury her child after she buried her ex-husband (were they divorced?)

* Another daughter portrait

* FYI you’re only the apple of his eye because Veronica disowned him

* Veronica skipping the sham of a vow renewal

* Really idiot!!! You go to Hiram to get rid of Dodger!!

* Jughead you ruined your teacher by telling him DuPont is a thief!!

* And out the window Chipping goes

* Zero fucks were giving by the other four students the Chipping dove out the window

* Finally someone telling Cheryl she’s problematic with her obsession with Jason

* She’ll end up in a mental institution, true

* But not for a long time (well, maybe)

* But you just committed B&E, and assault two counts

* The only thing the authorities will do is put her into a hospital

* And you just threaten murder so, you’ll go to jail

* Toni for the save and it was self-defense

* The fuck Charles and Chic!!

* Dodger got beat up!

* Bret is happy that the seminar is cancelled and that they all get 4.0s because that’s totally how that works

* Bret taking pleasure in Chipplings demise

* Nope you guys get DuPont for the seminar