#chensicles

remember that time you were trying to poop a ghost? That was love.

That was the past me.

Domesticity meme. Send me a ship!

who cooks normally?

Chen would be the one cooking all the time because he doesn't trust Sehun in or around a kitchen. If he's feeling generous, he might ask Sehun to help with simple stuff--like gathering ingredients and then immediately kick him out afterwards.

how often do they fight?

All the time. All.the.time.  There's hardly a moment when they don't fight, but it's typically just playful banter and nothing too serious. Their personalities tend to clash a lot which causes for an interesting relationship. Chen gets annoyed by Sehun's jokes and Sehun sometimes can't handle his boyfriend's sarcasm.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?

Probably not much. They would cross each other's mind from time to time, but they wouldn't spend their time worrying about the other. More like a mutual trust and understanding of each other--or they just don't care enough.

nicknames for each other?

Little shit and Jongay.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?

Sehun would end up forcing or coercing Chen to pay by doing aegyo or something similar, throwing out excuses about how broke he is or saying he forgot his wallet. And Chen would fall for it every time.

who steals the covers at night?

Probably Chen, just to be a little shit. Sehun wouldn't even get mad, though. He probably has a spare one hidden just in case something like that ever did happen.

what would they get each other for gifts?

Definitely crack gifts for each other. Sehun wouldn't hesitate to buy something silly like cat ears and a tail for Chen to match his face, and Chen would buy dumb things for Sehun like a cat butt magnet or a coffee mug int he shape of a toilet. Sehun would surprise Chen every now and then with a sex toy or two just for his reaction, but eventually convince Chen to use it.

who kissed who first?

Uh..probably Sehun, honestly. He might have taken Chen's flirtatious nature too seriously and leaned in to steal a kiss, or maybe vice versa. 

who made the first move?

Probably..Sehun again. Mostly because Chen seems like too much of a pussy to truly do something first, so Sehun would have to step in and be the man here.

who remembers things?

Chen remembers things the most, especially if they're things he would hold near and dear to himself. They each might have selective memory over certain things, but combined they'd be able to recreate memories together.

who started the relationship?

...Chen would have the balls to do this one, at least. If he felt possessive enough, he'd want to keep Sehun all to himself and he'd make sure of that by wanting to make it official.

who cusses more?

Neither one of them cuss much, if at all. Maybe Sehun would cuss in the bedroom, but Chen seems to have a pure mouth.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?

If you snuck into my room I would:

[ x ] Go back to sleep[] Kick you out[ x ] Cuddle with you[ x ] Be like “How in the world?”[] Let you sleep on the floor[] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged, depending upon character/gender) I would:

[] Kiss or hug you back[ x ] Smile and laugh???[ x ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable[] Push you away[ x ] Be shocked[] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[] No[ x ] Yes[] Most certainly not.[ x ] Without hesitation. (FUN!!! ADVENTURES!!!)

You are:

[] Cute[] Adorable[ x ] Attractive[ x ] Beautiful[] Okay[] Ugly[] Am not going to grace this with an answer

 ”What if someone catches us?”

His laugh a sarcastic and dry one, he shook his head. He knew better, and acknowledged so. They were in the care of a blooming mastermind — all too fond of the ways of humans and technological security. There was no need for an explanation of defense on behalf, for he stood upon a pedestal of confidence that no one could rip him away from.

Clearing his throat, he slid the keyboard out further from the desktop, eyes ablaze with a rekindled fire that he longed for, even without the realisation; hacking and corruption his strongest suits.  Nonsensical jargon flooded the computer’s screen, and his focus glazed over the javascript and internal coding, mental snapshot taken to save for a later time.

                Now loading 4k10.exe into the database …

Peeling away from the screen to bring his attention to the other male, he snatched the cloth bag from underneath his chair and shoved it into their possession. In there lay weapons, weapons of destruction capable of murder and grievous injury.

Ever wonder how a teenage student seemingly emancipated from parental custody, in high school, no less, was able to afford his own home?

                Working undercover.

Knowing perfectly well what he was capable of achieving, creating, destroying, he would not simply let that potential go to waste. No, not at all. On most occasions, the dirty work was rather clean and he escaped without as much of a scratch, as mundane as the daily life of many humans. There always posed the risk.

"For when and if we get in a tight spot." Referring back to the bag, he gestured to it with a point of his forefinger, resuming the last of his security breaching and shutting the cover of the laptop.

"You wanna get a drink?"

He wet his lips, throat parched as he watched the other man work. He knew next to nothing about code, the symbols looked more like an unintelligible pattern to him. In stark contrast the other was confident and knew exactly what he was doing, so Jongdae followed his lead.

He voiced his concern over being caught and was met with a laugh. Sehun was rather cocky, and Jongdae tended to mistrust anyone who was that confident in themselves. That kind of self-assurance meant pride would get in the way later…

His thoughts were interrupted by a bag placed in his arms. A quick peek inside had him blanch. Those were working firearms, something he thought he’d never get close to in his life. He tucked it under his arm, watching the other finish his security breach with his brows pressed up in a worried look. Sehun, calm as ever, finished and succinctly shut his laptop.

" Confusion "

I met a man today who very much confused me. He was very polite and nice, who also has a very nice singing voice…But I found out that I am not the same person as I was the day before! I have changed! I am not Jaehyun! I do not know who I am! He helped me and told me of this issue, but it is very scary! Who am I? Why did this happen? Still! He is very nice! But I have found out, today, when I looked in the mirror…I am still Jaehyun! Did I change back? Why did this occur? The human world is very confusing. I do not understand!