#cheeeese

Elfilin is still so fricken cute. I still want a plushy of him.

*peels it off

Thanks for the cheese. I haven’t had sliced cheese in 20000 years

Soooooo my dm(who is also my s/o) and I made a really cured dnd character using the April Fools subclasses. She's a gestalt character, so we went with Way of the Cheesy Soul Monk and Oath of Soup Paladin. This is one of the single most cursed characters I've ever made so I figured I'd tell y'all her abilities.

Paladin Ability:

Live by the Soup: allows the player to summon soup equal to 10x class level in gallons that spreads over you and your allies, lasts minutes equal to double survival modifier, and for every round, you are within the soup you are 5d10 plus survival modifier

Die by the Soup: you can summon another amount of soup equal to 10 x class level in gallons; this soup floats behind you. It has the same time duration as “Life by the Soup”. You can choose to make a melee or ranged attack against your opponent, on a hit, the opponent takes 2d10 + survival modifier and must make a constitution equalling 10 + proficiency modifier and survival modifier or they are knocked prone and take an additional 2d10 damage (fire) that ignores resistances and immuniies. This effect stacks.

Monk Ability: 

Mixed Bag: Your unarmed strikes do the damage type of your choice, and your martial arts die is increased by 2.

Well Aged: Ability resets every day. You can spend a bonus action, action, or reaction to give yourself an “age” counter. For every “age counter” you have you gain a +1 in every stat, an additional 5 temporary hp, and an additional 10ft of movement; you also for every 2 “age counters” get a +1 to AC. You can spend “age counters” to do one of five things: guarantee your next attack will be a crit, increase the potency of your crit (from x2 to x4), guarantee yourself to hit, increase damage an amount equal to double the “age counters” that you have, spend 1 “age counter” to regain 2 ki (you can also spend 1 ki point to get one “age counter”) 

Combo Ability:

Onslaught/Haven of Beer Cheese: has a different effect when affecting enemies or allies. When affecting enemies, all enemies within 120ft of you have disadvantage. When it comes to allies, for every round within 15 ft of you they gain an “age counter”. 

Parmesan’s Wrath: You can spend either 4 “age counters” or 4 ki pts; for the next minute all numeric effects (besides cost) are doubled. 

Roquefort Smite: may use 2 ki points or 2 “age counters” to add the Roquefort smite to an attack, this attack ignores all immunities and resistances, as well as dealing d10s equal to the number of “age counters” to the target (damage type is users choice), if this attack kills the target gain temporary hp equal to the damage dealt.

Good soups judgment, the final bowl: per age counter spent on this ability all enemies in a 10xthe number of age counters spent radius (feet) take 50xthe number of age counters spent in damage that ignores all immunities and resistances instead treating them as having weakness to the damage (fire)