my friends were just talking about 1D smut and i was like "hey one time i wrote one yeah it's still on my computer" and they just read it 

epitome of sex in a song. holy fuck. 

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this song man........ This song... 

*takes a bow

I was tagged, here are my questions, read them and be happy// I’VE BEEN TAGGED.// RULE 1: ALWAYS POST THE RULES. RULE 2: ANSWER THE QUESTIONS THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU HAS WRITTEN AND WRITE 11 NEW ONES. RULE 3: TAG 11 NEW PEOPLE AND LINK THEM TO YOUR POST. RULE 4: LET THEM KNOW YOU’VE TAGGED THEM. I WAS TAGGED BY: estrellasperdidas Questions!: If you could only listen to one band for the rest of your life, which would it be? Hmm... Either the Beatles, Pink Martini, or Johnny Cash (YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT MUSICAL SOUNDTRACKS MUUHAHAHAH) according to Dante’s inferno, what circle of Hell do you believe you would reside in? Maybe gluttony? if you could murder anyone in cold blood, who would it be? No one! under what circumstances would you resort to cannibalism? Okay, I've actually given this one some thought: if there was NO other means of sustenance, and the person I was with had already died. I would just close my eyes and pretend it was chicken. If you found out that your idol was a sadistic serial killer who ate the hearts of his/her victims, would you aid them and keep their secret, but join them in their practices as well, or would you inform the authorities, knowing they would come after you if they were to get out? AHH! Authorities, probably. And then I would RUN. How do you eat oreos? I separate the halves and eat them one side at a time. would you rather be skinned alive, to die in agony as you bleed out, or be boiled alive, to die in agony as every single one of your senses burns? ...skinned alive? do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs, I'm allergic to cats. if someone offered you an unlimited amount of money, but killed off everyone you love (including celebrities), would you take it? No, I would rather be broke and happy than rich and miserable. what would you do if you had a Death Note (if you don’t know what it is, look it up)? (To the internets!) ... Hm. A part of me is saying "fight crime!" And another is saying "destroy it!" Soooo... what are your thoughts on Dr. Pepper? Ick. Zee new questions: 1) pancakes or waffles? 2) if you could live in any Disney movie, which would it be? 3) your grandmother and a newborn baby are hanging off the side of a cliff. You can only save one of them. Which is it? 4) current celebrity crush? 5) would you rather stay in reality or escape into your favorite book? 6) travel backwards or forewords in time? 7) tea, coffee, hot chocolate, or apple cider? 8) if someone you've known your whole life suddenly told you that they've been in love with you since you've met and asked you to run away with them, how would you react and would you run away with them? 9) who's your favorite fictional character? 10) would you want to just disappear from the life you have now? (Like, run away, adopt a fake name, all that jazz?) 11) if you could live in any city for a year, where would you go?