#cheaptriickscheesyoneliners

✆ MORNING TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :

— ‘TONY’

—  ‘WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP’

— ‘You promised you’d help me develop my costume!!’

# RANDOM TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :

— ‘ok but how did I just realise that the Empire Strikes Back basically includes incest’

& LOVING TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :

— ‘Uncle Tony you’re pretty cool okay.’

— ’PLEASE never tell anyone I said that.’

% CURIOUS TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :

— ‘Wait so that time you basically didn’t have a fully functioning heart, how the heck did you even function?’

ツ EXCITED TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :

— ‘AHHH H H H HH HHH H H H H HHH’

—  ‘SUMMER’S COMIN SOONNN!!’

♀ HEARTBREAKING TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :

— ‘Honestly if I could I would’ve sacrificed myself for mom. She deserved to live with dad.’