#chatty batty

Can't we make a charcuterie out of them? With a nice gruyere cheese and grapes? Or perhaps a nice blood soup or stew? I want recipes I can actually eat!! My teeth are too bad to just gnaw on them like that!

Sincerely;

A disabled, bad toothed vampire

I am finding small ways to Vamp-up my day to day language.

Especially the nosferatu vampires in VTM. I suppose as someone who is an insomniac, who has chronic pain, uses a cane sometimes and has a skin condition, I always could relate to their sickly appearance. The thought that I could be cool and mythical too even with the body I have always fascinated me.

I know that mysticism and superstition around disability is problematic but i don't know, perhaps some part of me has reclaimed the more problematic aspects for myself to be a strange vampire 🦇🖤.

Aside from that, a being weird blue ancient creature would make moving through the world easier lol. Like "oh you don't understand this joke?" And it would be assumed that I don't get it because I am an old vampire with very little social skills and not just a weird little autistic man./joke