#chatrouge

Today’s drabble is dedicated to @sodokachi to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have a lovely day full of fantastic things! :D

“Complaining about my plans without having a plan yourself, I see,” Chat Noir smirked. “Rookie mistake, Rena Rouge.”

“You’re right. Plunging headfirst into a black hole created by the latest monster of the week is an excellent plan, Chat Noir. You should absolutely go for it with no further thought.” Rena Rouge crossed her arms. “I’m really hoping you can hear the sarcasm, Sunshine.”

Chat Noir frowned. “Well, what do you propose we do?”

“Call Ladybug and Carapace and tell them that their date night is cancelled?”

“Sure, but my plan was dumb,” he scoffed but sent her a wink. “Okay, let’s think about this. What would Ladybug do?”

Rena Rouge smiled. “Maybe that’s our problem.”

“What?”

“We shouldn’t be trying to think like Ladybug. We should be thinking like Chat Noir and Rena Rouge.”

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“Confession: if I thought I had a chance, I’d be hitting on you right now,” Chat Noir grinned as they watched government officials cart away the latest in a line of supernatural criminals that had taken to the streets of Paris.

Rena Rouge bit back her own grin. “Interesting. What are your moves?”

“I would tell you how beautiful you are, probably do a little flexing, definitely mention something about your super smart plan that saved the day and how I couldn’t have done it without you.”

She pursed her lips. “Interesting and obviously all true, especially the last part.”

“But I guess I’ll just head home.”

“Not even going to try, huh?” 

“I’m terrified of rejection.”

“Mmhmm.”

“But I happen to know that Adrien Agreste is heading to that cafe on the corner in ten or so minutes and he would love some company.”

“I’ve heard Alya Cesaire might be into him. I’ll let her know.”

“You do that.”

“You guys literally forgot I was here again, didn’t you?” Queen B huffed, crossing her arms. “Ridiculous. I hate this team.”

Prompt List

Chat is just a courteous french boi™   who greets his new colleagues with a respectful SMOOCH on the hand.

Ofc he still loves Ladybug♥, no need to freak out!

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