#chart readings

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Hi, loves! I’m doing a bit of an emergency pop-up shop because I’m starting a new job soon and need a couple of things before i start working, sooooooo: I am offering specialized astrology readings! They are first come, first served, so the sooner you submit your request, the sooner you’ll get yours back!

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Months ago I received a question in my ask box about pregnancy indicators in predictive techniques. I started studying it and looking at one specific famous case: Angelina Jolie. She has 6 children and I decided to look at the astrology of every time she adopted or got pregnant, and this obviously became a big task, so this study will be divided into 5 parts, which will all be posted in full exclusively on my Patreon page, where you can get a membership or purchase the articles. Here I'll give you a preview of the first part where I discuss the natal promise and the adoption of her first child.

First, let's understand the possible indicators for children in someone's destiny. This kind of thing in astrology causes some debate, so I'll go through the classic significators and also point out problems, which you can disagree with me, they're just my own thoughts.

The 5th house is the most obvious. It's the house of conception, procreation, and the bearing of children. It's the succedent house of the IC angle, showing what comes into the 4th house, what adds to the family. It's also the house with which the ascendant makes a trine, symbolizing the things we create and share much in common because they come from us.

Venus rejoices in the 5th house. This could mean that Venus also carries a bit of the signification of children. It's not a very orthodox association, but I definitely think we have to consider it, since the logic of lending meaning from the joys always apply with the other planets and with Venus itself when it comes to its other topics. Valens says that Venus "indicates the mother and nurture." By doing this, he connects Venus to the mother and not to pregnancy or the baby. But I'm suspicious of this association because of the centrality of men in ancient texts. They could've been just associating Venus with women/wives, because it's the planet of love/marriage, and what does a woman do? She's part of a man's patrimony and gives him heirs. ¹ So I suspect this could be a classic case of conflation of women and children, and sometimes I'd rather see Venus simply as pregnancy/children because of its relationship to the 5th house, it makes more sense to me. The fact that matters relating to women cause so much confusion and controversy when we look at ancient astrological texts is not at all surprising, given patriarchal economy and the lack of acknowledgement of women's existence or perspectives by these astrologers.

The association of the Moon with pregnancy, mothers or people who gestate is a consensus that I dare not question. The Moon is a luminary, therefore considered a life-giver, and is very easily symbolically linked to the material process of pregnancy.

Jupiter is the one classically associated with children. Valens says that "Jupiter indicates childbearing, engendering, desire, loves, prosperity, great gifts, an abundance of crops". It's understandable to include Jupiter, because benefics are fertile and humid. On the other hand it's still kinda weird, because Jupiter is associated with children mostly because it signifies wealth and prosperity. I have issues with our treatment of children as patrimony, but in our world that's unfortunately how it works currently. It's systemic and not a question of personal views or perspective.

Another interesting thing to look at is the lot of children. I use the classic Dorotheus formula (Asc + Saturn - Jupiter for day and night charts). I can't explain why it works. It's just like that sometimes, some things I just don't know.

Angelina Jolie's Natal Chart

Mars as the Master (oikodespotes) and the Lord (kurios) of the Nativity

The master is the a ruler that has to do with overall health and length of life, and the lord determines the native's destiny. Mars takes both roles here. It rules the 5th and occupies and rules the 10th and the MC. Obviously, this is a person who's made a career (10th) in the arts and entertainment and is a UN goodwill ambassador (also 5th house), and her children were made important in her career and reputation. The conjunction with the Moon makes her own identity very intertwined with her children and career, her children are always accompanying her when we see her anywhere. The conjunction with Jupiter and the Moon makes the topics of career and children connect a lot to travel or foreign lands, and this is someone whose relationship with other countries is very important and whose 6 children were all born and/or adopted abroad.

Triplicity rulers the Moon: Sun, Jupiter and Saturn

Sun in the 12th: This is a day chart, but the Moon takes over as the predominant luminary, because the Sun is not eligible in the 12th house. But then the Sun is the first triplicity ruler of the sign of the Moon, while also being exalted by her. I understand her 12th house as very much related to her interest in charity and humanitarian work, because it reveals her concern for what is hidden and marginalized. That's how the 12th house can look for people that come from very privileged backgrounds. Also, her most "12th house role", which was in "Girl, Interrupted", happened during a Mercury period, the ruler and occupant of her 12th.

Jupiter in the 10th: religion, travel, justice, etc.

Saturn in the 1st: others, foreigners, marriage, relationships come to the forefront; risks to the body.

The Ascendant in Cancer

Saturn and Venus on the ascendant makes her life revolve around others, family and relationships. Venus obviously reinforces the relationship to the arts, the diplomatic and humanitarian work and also being a sex symbol. Saturn rules the 7th and 8th, making the relationships difficult and scandalous and also bringing risks, for example: her story with her cancer prevention treatment. The Moon is the native herself. She's a very maternal figure, yet strong in a martial sense, and very popular and famous (10th house and conjunction with Jupiter). Cancer is often associated not only with motherhood and care, but also with excavation, archaeology, or paleontology, or history, or storytelling, or any study of the original or where things come from. Add this to Mars in Aries and there you have Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (btw, Indiana Jones is also played by a huge Cancerian).

Lot of Fortune in Taurus 29°

The lot is in the house of the Good Daimon, said to be the most benefic house, while its ruler Venus is one of the strongest planets for being so close to the ascendant and in its own triplicity. Beauty, art, seduction, children, reproduction and fertility are what Angelina's luck holds. Also a rich family (4th house) of artists with great connections (11th) in their industry.

Lot of Children in Libra 29°

This one is also ruled by Venus. This means that for her we'll be considering Venus even more to see things about children. Venus is in the 10th relative to the lot of children in a tight aspect with it, and with the lot of Fortune as well. The very powerful positions of Venus and Mars show how children would be a prolific topic in this person's destiny.

Time Lords

Now we'll look at the time when she adopted her first child, Maddox.

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if anyone has any hesitation to purchase the venus persona chart reading, i would say that is no need for reservation—it is worth every penny, and even more! this was truly a beautiful blend of astrology and archetype and of visual and lyrical. the length and depth of the analysis is commendable; this document was thirty-seven pages long! you are so detail-oriented, insightful, and honest. you have such a gift of analyzing the small details and connecting overarching themes into a cohesive, enlightening piece. this reading did what it intended: i was left with the ability and inspiration to really step into my femininity and improve my confidence.

it's not just in the way that you offer tips and insights into aesthetically step into your beauty, but also how you can do so mentally and spiritually. first, you paint a vivid portrait of what fashion, hairstyle, and makeup could suit a person with carefully curated images and songs; but, you also delve into the attitude and obstacles that hinder a person from achieving or even just recognizing their own personal blend of chart and archetype. further beyond that, you delve deeply into the influence and effect of your beauty and charm. as you read through all the twelve houses, you are left with a better understanding of yourself, or at the very least, a bit of footing to get yourself going.

on a personal level, i resonated so much with this reading. i felt so seen, exposed, and called out—all in the very best way. you saw and understood my free-spirit and enigma; my uncertainty and insecurity. one of the most impact parts of the reading was that you called out the crux of why it was so difficult for me to really flourish, and that was due to my lack of self-belief and chase of an ideal image. there was a lot of hard truths and revelations (and confirmations), but it was necessary for growth. what i admired a lot was your honesty, stating it is as it was and not sugar-coating the messages. there were so many other things that were accurate too whether it was deep or light-hearted or somewhere in-between, but we'll just keep that between the two of us (😂)!

again, to those who are interested in the venus personal chart reading, i would highly recommend! it a great document to have done and later reference as you go on your own self-actualization journey.

so, here's the feedback/review! i hope that this was suitable.

but, i really do appreciate you doing this reading for me.

i was surprised that you wrote about being perceived as a trophy. because, i do feel like that way and that has been my experience... often times, me being elusive and "valuable" has caused people to try to lock me down, sometimes using nefarious and controlling ways to it—mostly at work, as you clocked in the tenth house portion. reflecting on it, paired with the mermaid/fae energy that you picked up on, it makes more sense. it kind of adds to the mystic and chase which probably why there was draw or achievement to capture what is perceived as a "flight risk."

also, my chart pointing to my previous eating disorder was wild. i'm still dealing with residual negative emotions about eating and body-image.

lastly, i'm going to take the leap and try out those clothing and makeup suggestions of yours. i don't really wear very vibrant colors or any makeup at all, but i'll give those styles that you mentioned in the reading a chance. i'm kind of vibing with that mermaid aesthetic of flowy, wispy clothes—maybe, just slowly introducing color. those pink, yellow, and green tones in the pictures are so pretty! i'll look into implementing similar things.

anyways, this has been very long! thank you again. i'm looking forward to bringing all these changes into the next year 💖

Taking a break from chart readings, however my Saturn Return Prompt Journal is still available for download.