#charge lb

kind of a weird idea but i think hockey could be a lot more safer and more fun if there were people down on the ice not on any team to enforce the rules. maybe the 4 decorative zebras there could do it

Every time you think you’ve seen the most Ottawa charge way to win a new, even more Ottawa charge way to win is invented

every time they talk about fake men's hockey at the real women's hockey event they should give every queer woman watching $5 and every actual women's hockey player $20 (can be stacked for queer players)

boston v ottawa series? call that bottawa. as in pass me that bottawa wine.