#character garbage talks

Aydin (ur psychically problematic)

- hes an adrenaline chaser and a fool

- when he fights, it’s also a battle of will- he does not give up even if you’ve probably pounded him into paste. it’s very bad

- to above, it’s a good source of most of his injuries beyond impulsive and reckless decisions :v)

- although his bark heals overtime (as sylvari do), some areas have been damaged so consistently they are scarred and indented for it

- his back injury, his biggest, is the exception- it’s a long, deep cut that drives a horizontal canyon in his back lmao. it had all the ability to heal but he definitely didn’t allow it to

- bc he doesn’t take care of That he’s also in a very low-dialed ache all the time. it’s just become so casual and he’s always moving that he doesn’t register it being a thing anymore

- his muscles and joints usually run on tight because he never relaxes. suffers from weather pain because of this and his back injury which is his own diddly darn fault. Lowkey Sylvari Arthritis

- so: why he groan and complain about the cold when he sits there wearing a coat that keeps his left titty out

Zyffe

- the laziest nugget. a nugget comprised of so much laziness that she prefers imagining her projects more than actually doing them pretty much always

- takes periodic naps during the day- but particularly in weird places that are usually high up. this is problematic for her anyway, considering she rolls around in her sleep and falls to her Doom

- has no consideration for her size of her ears at all, but definitely isn’t above weaving in-between peoples legs or climbing around people (or on them) very rudely. everything is a mountain

- is also that goblin that pokes and tugs at people and says their name over and over until the attention is brought

- NaStY uNwAsHeD FeEt

- laughs and giggles at literally everything. potentially good and bad but can sometimes be unintentionally mean-spirited

- would take your hat to wear. is a professional and self-appointed hat model

Denholm

- perhaps too nosy for his own good, lmao, and can sometimes make things too personal. he’s more of an imposing pressure or someone you know is being intentionally silvery 

- ‘the race is more fun than reaching the finish line’- has contradictory ambition as a result

- is the least coordinated individual. he’s so used to the sway and turn of the sea that he just naturally re-positions himself or his footing. he also has a habit for leaning on things, but the fact still stands that he’s not above tripping over his own feet and casually trying to play it off. lmao but you know. stairs

- his eyes nearly glow in the dark (or do if he’s using more of that good old curse) and it’s annoying

- pretends to sleep on occasion even though he can’t

- once he gets started doing something, emotional or psychical it’s impossible to make him stop- having a short fuse, for example

- his interest in people, specifically their morals and stories, can lead him to dark places. but to understand the dark you have to dwell in it, am i right

- face paint on your towels

- is constantly changing his accent depending on who he’s talking to, what is truth

- even though his curse pulls him to orr and he would essentially cease to be and become a lichman he GOES ON THE OCEAN ANYWAy

- IS CURSED 

- IS DUMB

Elyurias

- literally talks a word per sentence unless he is prompted to say something very specific

- Being Too Honest vs. Never Making Eye Contact

- he has literally no respect for himself and what he wants, as he’s resigned himself to the life of being an outside observer after the incident he ran away from. this leaves him very quiet and withdrawn but having many an opinion. he bottles up a lot of things

- for being a lookout since his lionguard days, he’s a very heavy sleeper when he allows himself to retire. SNORES VERY LOUD

- would much rather use his skills as a guardian for the sake of campfires and domestic needs as opposed to fighting. he can run on very warm as a result, however living where he does it’s. not particularly choice (sits in a desert, in the sun, in all armor- Dies)

- is actually a terrible fighter in general. he only knows how to use his shield and to headbutt things. he’s very out of practice at… this, and having a social life

- tries to cook but is a very, very bad cook

- he is without a doubt the guy that stands exactly in that one direction you need to go, then moves exactly in the direction you intend to go to get around him

- because of his incense, he is probably very strong smelling. debatabley problematic

Aydin

- the most competitive man who lived, actually. what time is it? esports

- can never commit to anything, lmao. while he’s decisive it’s usually to his immediate satisfactions and isn’t long-term

- hi my names aydin and welcome to jackass starring the vigil

- he also can’t like- sit still for at least five minutes - always has to be doing something or his attentions gone. probably isn’t paying attention at least a good chunk of the time (how would u know… hes always wearing glasses). would probably bounce his leg or tap his fingers until u punched him in the mouth

- an natural mess-maker in every single way. the epitome of being inconsiderate of spaces. not a problem, a talent. would also kick dirty boots up on a table!!! the horror

- can’t take anything seriously externally. closed off to a fault. difficult to talk to in general :u). would probably leave a conversation in the middle if it suited him. bye

- doesn’t understand the concept of personal belongings very well. ex. would take your food without asking, or probably take an item for the defined greater good of a stunt or his personal needs lmao

- “wildcard, bitches”

- STEALS ALL THE BLANKETS + WAKING UP EARLY AND BEING LOUD ABOUT IT

- has gotten injured for the sake of trying to look cool and would do it again. has also lied about being injured to make up a story for the same sake of being cool

- but would also jump off mount maelstrom for 10g. no question. no pain no gain

- laughs at ppl who have wyld hunts

Orvantes

- he’d honestly probably be that person that would rearrange your room or belongings into an organized manner without asking first. you know the one

- is a genuine doomsayer and pessimist. he could probably let you know the likelihood of household appliance fires or the destruction of tyrian-kind in the multiverse rather than hold a peaceable conversation

- wears all white and gold but is revolted by filth and dirt. love yourself

- can get so immersed in his work and himself that he can lose track of, literally everything, which can stretch on for a fair amount of days as a result

- personal security to such a high degree that he extends this to his surroundings and individuals he cares about but can start getting controlling. order, and safety are paramount things. orvantes knows what they are about

- takes sunrise with him, everywhere, everywhere.. it’s his safety net. some places are more convenient than others

- is an easy spook and screams in high alert when he has a frighten, but will also probably latch unto the closest object or person tbvh. the jumpiest jumping bean

- to above, an actual wuss