Character A: Air, water, fire, earth - which of you would bend what element?
Character B: Fire!
Character C: [stage whispering] Because of your fiery passion.
Character D: Earth.
Character C: [slightly louder] Because you’re so grounded.
Character E: Hmm…water.
Character C: Because you’re so deep and mysterious!
Character B: [mumbling] And you’re a wet blanket.
Character C: And I would bend air!
Character D: Because you’re an airhead.
Character C: Now I know you intended to hurt my feelings…but I am just so darn proud of you that you made a DAD JOKE!
Character D: [covering their mouth] Oh, shhh–













