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callout post for my dumb goober boyfriend: • steals my snacks from the fridge and doesn't even bring me one too • shoves my pillow mountain down between my bed and the wall every single time he comes over without fail • won't get out of bed when he sleeps over • tries to act cute about not getting out of bed and makes himself late to class and then blames me • invades my house and sleeps over for a week straight making it too uncomfortable and quiet to sleep alone so I stay up till 3am tossing and turning • won't stop frickin asking me to cook with him

me every time I drink: I'm never drinking again

Gil Brodie seems like Dorian 2.0 but. I still like him

me: if you do this I know myself well enough to know that I will react badly and do this even tho it’s dumb and makes no sense him: ok him: does the thing me: reacts really badly him: What did I do???? I have done nothing wrong in my life, at all, ever, you have no actual reason to be upset with me, your feelings are totally invalid, time to leave you on seen so you react even worse even though this is my fault because you already told me exactly what would happen if I did the thing. I don’t understand

I'm having a moment where I realise I don't actually like someone. Like. At all? But I have to be really nice and friendly with him anyway? Because he's always around? end me

ok but can we Australians please look away from American politics for 1 day and look at the plan for the Adani Carmichael coal mine in northern Queensland because the Great Barrier Reef is in danger and more Aboriginal land rights were taken so the project can go ahead