#chaoticbrainthoughts

(This is one of my previous posts but in an easier to read format for some people)

When izuku is diagnosed quirkless his mum signs him up to martial arts, parkour, and ballet classes so that he can defend himself.

BAMF Quirkless Izuku is born! (Inko also gets very buff)

All might never gives Izuku his power but Izuku is determined to be a hero anyway.

*on the day of entrance exam*

Izuku: *shows up quirkless and even buffer than in canon*

Robot: *appears*

Izuku: *casually punches robot so it breaks*

Teachers: *unaware he is quirkless* omg

Izuku: *running through and just single punch breaking these robots*

Teachers: Omg!

Zero pointer: *appears*

Uraraka: *hurt and trapped*

Izuku: *runs forward without thinking and flying side kicks robot*

Zero pointer: *dents and falls backwards*

Teachers: wow that strength enhancement quirk of his sure is powerful!

Nedzu: he's quirkless.

Teachers: ACFHDVGSKMWONTNIWJDFASJ

Nedzu: *sips tea manically*

*meanwhile*

Izuku: *lifts rubble trapping Uraraka* are you OK?

Uraraka: Oh um I'm ok. Thank you for helping me. I think I hurt me leg.

Izuku: Oh! Please allow me to help! *shifts to hold the rubble in one hand and pick up Uraraka with the other. Starts walking to recovery girl*

Uraraka: *still being carried* ummmm... are you going to bring the rubble with us?

Izuku: Oh! Oops silly me! *carefully places rubble on ground and keeps carrying Uraraka*

Izuku: um recovery girl? This girl is hurt can you help her? Thank you! *leaves*

Female!Harry Potter has a strange reaction to the Basilisk bite due to her parselmagic. Instead of dying she ends up gaining some snake-like traits, including: her hair can turn into snakes, she can petrify or kill people with her eyes, and she has retractable fangs that are venomous.

After a while Harry gains a new name: Medusa

(Bonus points if Harry has been put in Slytherin and kinda abandoned by everyone and is therefore kinda feral)

Quirkless BAMF Izuku:

When Izuku is diagnosed quirkless and starts coming home covered in bruises Inko decides that instead of discouraging her son from his goals of becoming a hero she will make sure he can defend himself.

Thus she signs him up for any form of martial arts, parkour and, after watching one very entertaining pre-quirk film called Black Widow, ballet classes. Inko also joins in on multiple of these in order to defend herself and be able to spar with and support her son.

Soon enough both Inko and Izuku are buff af.

When the hero entrance exam roles around Izuku is still quirkless but also even buffer than in Canon. When he enters to fight the robots the only thing he has with him are hand wraps. When the robots show up he simply... punches them... and they break. All the teachers assume he has a strength enhancement quirk.

When the zero (0) pointer shows up and Uraraka gets trapped Izuku doesn't hesitate. He runs forward and flying side kicks the robot. The entire robot crashes backward.

All the teachers are astonished and one makes a comment on how his strength quirk is quite strong. Nedzu simple smiles before telling them that Izuku is quirkless and then sips tea while all the teachers freak out.

Marauders headcanon:

I have this headcanon that the marauders (James, Sirius, Remus, Peter) actually used some form of soul magic and put a teeny tiny bit of themselves into the marauders map.

Now bear with me.

I always thought that the marauders map was a little to similar to Tom's diary. It was so smart and responsive, and had far too much personality (yes I'm aware they put a personality charm thing on it but still). And the marauders are smart. They became animagus by 5th year and managed to create the map itself! So it's reasonable to assume they could figure out soul magic.

Now, I don't think they would create something like a horcrux (in that it would require them to kill someone or could lead to them being resurrected because I really don't think they'd want that) but it seems fair that they'd want to leave a little bit of themselves for future pranksters.

Technoblade headcanon/prompt:

Technoblade drops pork when killed.

Ok but how did Neville become so meek? Like I get the trauma and not thinking he wasn't powerful but like Harry grew up the exact same! And Neville was raised by his grandma who is a badass! And should have known that Neville needed his own want! Like damn let's be realistic please!

So new headcanon!

Neville grows up being raised by his grandma and as such learns to (to quote a famous post) take no shit and do now harm! He gets his own want and while not being the strongest with magic he can still bloody do it and learns to do it Well! When he gets to Hogwarts and people try to make fun of his name (which is stupid because the Longbottoms would be known as a powerful and ancient house) he damn well puts them in their place! With elegance and grace! And as such Neville is known as a kind guy who can beat your ass!