my impression of tumblr staff
Hey Superhells! 🤪 We're here to do you a learn (ummm, ancient meme alert!) on the newest updates here on Tumblr! We've got some ~Hecking Rad~ new features for you, so let's hop right in!
Starting today for 2% of our userbase, we've introduced the "Lots of Fun" feature. This is a special, dedicated button that now appears when you create a post that allows you to have lots of fun! If the feature hasn't rolled out to you yet, don't worry! You can still interact with these posts and see everyone else you follow having lots of fun! 🎉🎊
Starting today for 100% of our userbase, we've made post body text 50px smaller across all platforms. We have no intentions of explaining why we've done this and no intentions of giving you the option to scale it back up.
We are now offering free (totally NOT stolen!!) Tumblr®️ brand shoelaces for ALL (U.S. Citizens only) users who report more than 1200 full-frontal vagina pic spambots a month! Get clicking!
Aside from those Super Coolio new updates, we have an announcement to make!
Tumblypoos, we have heard you. We have heard your requests to ban or warn the users sending death threats to transgender people. We acknowledge that hate speech is strictly against the rules in certain specific situations here on Tumblr and have prepared this statement in response to the increased uptick in requests. We'd like to say the following:
no
Well, that's all, folx! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 Have a Hellsite-filled day!!
