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Oh god, other families must own baby dragons!
Barley: Uh, guys.
*everyone looks over Mama dragon’s shoulder to see like six more rumbling down the neighborhood*
Chained: So...everyone is as nice to their babies as you are right?
*one dragon straight-up sets a house on fire*
Ian: Oh boy.
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Also Chained mistakes Ian and his High school friends as a band of brave heroes and trains to help combat the evil
One of Ian’s friends: *leans over and whispers to another* Does...does he know we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore?
Other friend: Ssshhh! You wanna learn how to use nunchucks or not?
Oh no Chained looks terrifying but he's a real nice guy
Now I’m just picturing when Genie first appeared in Aladdin
Chained: RRRRGGGGGAAAAHHHHHhhhhhh oh man I have been in that hole for a while! Hey kid, what’s public infrastructure look like?
Ian: *passes out*
Wait hear me out it was Ian's and Baley's great-great-great-Great grandfather that betrayed Chained
See, I figured it was actually Ian and Barley’s dad himself that imprisoned Chained and magic-users just lived a stupid-long time barring things like illness and injury.
Wait what if Ian and his frends accidently woke up Chained on Halloween
Chained: Oh man, Halloween! I love this time of year!
*shapeshifts into a totally normal-looking human, which doesn’t exist in the Onward world*
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Ohhh idea, the Orc or Troll that uses crutches his parents are overprotective Pixies that are unsure that they want Chained to teach their son dangerous magic
The parents: We’re just worried about our son getting hurt.
Chained: I understand completely. I promise I’ve been taking every precaution, but I believe taking this away from him would stifle an incredible creative outlet.
Son: Hey, mom! Dad! Look! *flips around and does a handstand on his crutches, then balances on one as he jabs the air with the other*
Chained: I...didn’t teach him that.
Barley would love Chained
Chained, seeing Barley playing that game I forgot the name of: Oh hey, I remember that one! They took my card out though :(
Barley: You...you’re on A CARD?
Chained: Oh yeah! *delicately pulls card out from massive armor plating and hands it over*
Barley: I...love you.
