#chaiisms

all the following prompts are taken from lines of spoken dialogue from nearly every voiced dead by daylight (2015) killer as of writing this.

❝ and now, you are mine. ❞

❝ are you trying to make me angry? ❞

❝ aw, you should cry for help. ❞

❝ by the way, big fan! ❞

❝ can you hear me? ❞

❝ can you help lift this? ❞

❝ destiny can be quite fun at times. ❞

❝ don’t be overdramatic. ❞

❝ don’t look at me like that. ❞

❝ fear and death. perfect. ❞

❝ full disclosure, i am gonna kill you. ❞

❝ get out of my sight. ❞

❝ gotcha. ❞

❝ great atmosphere. ❞

❝ growth often hurts. ❞

❝ ha, the look on your face. ❞

❝ have you been looking for me? ❞

❝ have you seen my dog? ❞

❝ hey, come here… come here… ❞

❝ hey, i’ve got something for you… ❞

❝ hiding like a child? ❞

❝ how dare you? ❞

❝ i don’t know whether to laugh or cry. ❞

❝ i got you now, pretty boy. ❞

❝ i love the smell of fear. ❞

❝ i will not be denied my happiness. ❞

❝ it would be dull without me. ❞

❝ it’s real. it’s happening. ❞

❝ i’ll send you a postcard. ❞

❝ i’m about to elevate your worth. ❞

❝ i’m going to enjoy this. ❞

❝ i’m here to claim what is left of you. ❞

❝ i’m the fun one! ❞

❝ let me end your suffering. ❞

❝ let’s be together until we die. ❞

❝ let’s go for a walk. ❞

❝ life is what we make it. ❞

❝ look at you! you’re the best. ❞

❝ love me. fear me. ❞

❝ my heart pounds for this. ❞

❝ no one should be late to their own death. ❞

❝ no one will hurt you. no one but me. ❞

❝ nobody leaves tonight. ❞

❝ now i’m mad! ❞

❝ oh, the anticipation… ❞

❝ oh, wow… you’re gonna wanna see this… ❞

❝ once again, it’s just you and me. ❞

❝ pain is all you’re good for. ❞

❝ play with fire and you’ll get burned. ❞

❝ poor little [name]... ❞

❝ psst… over here… ❞

❝ shame we had to meet like this. ❞

❝ something great is about to happen. ❞

❝ sorry, is this yours? ❞

❝ squirm, little worm. ❞

❝ stop blabbering. it’s really annoying. ❞

❝ surprising for an inferior life form. ❞

❝ terribly frightening, isn’t it? ❞

❝ the powerful always judge the weak. ❞

❝ there is a reason we are here. ❞

❝ there is no hope. not for them, not for us. ❞

❝ this is embarrassing… can you help, please? ❞

❝ this was your plan? ❞

❝ very clever. ❞

❝ what an emotional display. ❞

❝ what are you doing in here? ❞

❝ what is your deal, man? ❞

❝ whatever happens, i’ll be back again. ❞

❝ why don’t we play a little game? ❞

❝ why so nervous tonight? ❞

❝ yes, yes. i see the cat, too. ❞

❝ you are one annoying little worm. ❞

❝ you give me the creeps. ❞

❝ you humans are so pathetic. ❞

❝ you must be lonely here. ❞

❝ you should thank me for this. ❞

❝ you shouldn’t do such things. ❞

❝ you were never the hero. ❞

❝ you were off-key. ❞

❝ you will make a lovely plaything. ❞

❝ you’ll never see your family again. ❞

❝ you’re a boil, a sore, everything that irritates me. ❞

❝ you’re a liar. ❞

❝ you’re driving me crazy! ❞

❝ you’re in big trouble! ❞

❝ you’re not saving the day today. ❞

❝ you’re unfit for any place but here. ❞

❝ you’ve made a huge mistake. ❞

all of the following prompts are taken from party banter between the companions in larian studios' baldurs gate 3 (2023). there should be no spoilers! also, a disproportionate amount of these are from astarion and karlach. i'm not sorry.

I am enjoying our walks together, aren't you, [ name ]?

You'll be as depraved as the rest of us in no time.

Friend of yours?

Were you always so sneaky?

If there's hope for me there's hope for anyone.

How are we not there yet? My feet are killing me.

This is what I get for trying to strike up conversation.

We're not going to have trouble, are we?

If we continue this way, we may get too close for comfort.

Don't get too comfortable. We shouldn't overstay our welcome in such a place.

Do you have pet names for each other yet?

[ name ]! Was that a joke?

You know what - that is not the easiest of questions for me to answer.

Given your own nature, are you really the one to judge?

You can read?!

I'm surprised - I expected you to turn your back once you got what you wanted.

I wouldn't know a flirtation if you whacked me alongside the head with it.

Why stay somewhere safe and comfortable when we could be in mortal peril?

Can't say I love what they've done with the place.

I'm learning to enjoy the taste of chaos. Count me in.

At least you didn't tell me to 'be myself'.

You have so much to learn. Repeat after me: honey muffin, sweetie pie, sugarplum.

Nice to be in a crowd of normal people for once.

So [ name ], how is your sad, hopeless pining going?

You seemed a million miles away just then.

I fear I've been rather hasty to judge you, [ name ].

Ready to enter the belly of the beast?

Step one of starting a conversation: think before you speak.

I hear your relationship has taken on a new aspect recently…

All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call.

Not one for roughing it, I see.

Why not have a little fun?

You're right, of course. Forgive me.

My money's on you, [ name ].

The echoes - listen! They're coming from three directions!

Want me to carry you?

Feeling at home?

Treat them right, or you'll have me to answer to.

Oh, darling, would you?

No doubt they found me too intimidating.

A girl could get used to this.

Now I don't know what to believe.

Well - yes, it was a joke.

I know that, too. It just wasn't funny.

And here I thought I rubbed you the wrong way.

Man, it's good to be home. First round on who?

Oh, I wouldn't actually leave. After all, where would you be without me?

You've quite the knack for finding the bright side of things, haven't you?

Well what would impress you, then?

Let's just stop this conversation right here, shall we?

Must've been an awful day for the people who lived here

You've clearly thought this through a great deal. I'm impressed and appalled in equal measure.

Sure, but think of the stories you'll be able to tell.

I never was scared of the shadows.

I know you're not really as heartless as all that.

I judged you wrongly. I'm sorry.

Are you charging for this sage advice, or is sticking your nose into my business just a hobby?

Pragmatism, thy name is [ name ].

That's ironic, coming from you.

We're either very clever or very lucky.

You do not need luck to survive, [ name ]. Not when you have me.

That will make getting word to my mother rather tricky.

Stop gawking at the decor. This place is dangerous.

I can't tell if you're joking.

So, what's it like caring for someone other than yourself, [ name ]?

You think I'm beautiful?

I feel it too. Here if you need a pick-me-up.

Yet another thing we have in common. We're two peas in a pod.

Is it so unbelievable that they would simply like me?

Use your words.

You gonna catch me if I eat a brick?

[ name ], I've heard you talking in your sleep.

Let's never speak of this again.

You can take a day off once in a while, [ name ]

Hey! Something bit me.

Cheer up. It might be all downhill from here.

I love a nice secret hideaway, don't you?

“ Please hurry and help me. ”

“ Now that I think about it, I don't really know anything about the real you. ”

“ Don't lie if it turned you on a little bit. ”

“ Go find some other people to torture. ”

“ It makes me feel like I'm trapped in Hell. ”

“ It's not like I could ever actually kill a person… ”

“ It's torture. Every minute of it. ”

“ It's kind of giving me an identity crisis. ”

“ It's weird, like we only care about killing the things that we personally relate to as a species. ”

“ You probably saved my life. ”

“ You completely, truly make me sick. ”

“ That's why I need you to be here with me forever. ”

“ There's nothing left here. ”

“ I sacrificed everything for us to be together. ”

“ I feel like I'm at home, but have no idea where 'home' is in the first place. ”

“ I think the key to happiness is to just be hopelessly selfish. ”

“ I can try acting a little more creepy for you. ”

“ I had another really bad dream. ”

“ I really like the sound of rain… ”

“ I might be a little obsessed with you, but I'm far from crazy… ”

“ I did so many awful things. So many selfish and disgusting things. ”

“ I think the most important skill in life is being able to fake confidence. ”

“ I'm just saying, we're a pretty biased species, if you think about it. ”

“ I'm sorry... I was wrong. ”

the following prompts are taken from the poems found in team salvato's doki doki literature club (2017), as well as doki doki literature club plus. while there is no spoilers, some of the lines come from secret or platform-specific poems!

It couldn't have been me.

It's the best place in the world.

I'll never know.

Please don't break.

I wasn't home

Don't come in.

I can't see.

It's just a little hole.

Let me see you shine.

I realise now, that I wasn't looking in.

I'm not ready.

[name] has a lot of friends.

Because you trusted me.

I don't want anything bad to happen to them.

My best is my best.

Maybe you can convince them to talk to a therapist.

The noise, it won't stop.

Hey, wake up.

The truth is, I'm really worried about [name].

Please see if you can do something to help.

Because you listen to me.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't hurt anyone.

There is no meaning.

People can try but that's about it.

You know what I heard about [name]?

There is no purpose.

Are there others in this room?

That's why I'm not friends with them.

Are they talking?

Take my hand.

I still want to share it.

I need more.

There must be a way out.

I should instead invite you in.

It happened in the dead of night.

It's right there.

I think I understand how [name] feels now.

Can you hear me?

It makes me feel like you missed me.

But I know you don't mind.

You could say that we've gotten quite used to each other.

How could I ever let myself think these things?

Nothing is real?

Will you stay awhile?

I'm supposed to be the responsible one, though.

The images won't go away.

But I'm not mad.

I want breakfast.

Understanding is overrated.

Either way the outcome is the same.

Not all good times must come to an end.

I feel electric.

I just wanted to go home.

I wonder who that person was.

But there's no time to waste!

Problems are just things that need solving.

I'm being pushed over the edge.

I can't stop myself.

Just please try to do something.

I just feel so helpless.

“ Oh, well. I guess that’s that. ”

“ … Leave me alone. ”

“ Not every day I see you rushing along like this! ”

“ Stalking is a bad habit. ”

“ Sounds like an urban legend to me. ”

“ Let’s never do that again. ”

“ Curiosity killed the cat… among other things. ”

“ Mystery is the most powerful of aphrodisiacs. “

“ Overslept? ”

“ It would seem I have overestimated you. ”

“ You sure look like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. ”

“ …You loved me, did you not? ”

“ You’re even stranger than I thought. ”

“ You don’t look like you have a good reason to be in here. ”

“ D-don’t look at me like that! You’re making me feel like a failure… ”

“ Don’t we get to vote?! ”

“ Do not think I’m here because I wish to be. ”

“ Do you think we’ll get there by dawn…? ”

“ Did you come to gaze into my eyes? ”

“ Did you really think I hadn’t noticed? ”

“ Oh my, we do have sticky fingers, don’t we? ”

“ I’m always having fun! ”

“ I just… hadn’t thought you’d actually come. ”

“ I keep meeting depressing people today. ” 

“ I wanted to hear your voice. ”

“ I’ll feed you all sorts of things, if you want. ”

“ I am… so glad I got to kill you. ”

“ I think we need to have a long, serious discussion. Alone. ”

“ I don’t ascribe to idle superstition. ”

“ I think I’m starting to like you, too, though I can’t say I thought much of you at first. ”

“ What is this ‘fun’? ”

“ What’s wrong?! Are you hurt?! ”

“ Would you like me to walk you to your place? ”

“ Aren’t you getting a little bit ahead of yourself? ”

prompts taken directly from the transcript of the musical - please go support starkid and their work! this list covers the first two songs of the musical and the surrounding scenes.

PROLOGUE.

" Help! Somebody help me please! "

" Wait’ll you get a load of this mess. "

" I leave Chicago cuz of the blood and guts, and what do you know? They got ‘em here too. "

" That’s not all. Killer left a little love note for us. Penned in his victim’s blood. "

" We’re a little out of our depth! "

" Jesus… How the hell did this happen?"

HIGH SCHOOL IS KILLING ME.

" The nightmare started there but now has spread. "

" Someone comes for me, I'm unprepared. "

" You can’t cut through all the tension. "

" It’s a hell on earth you know, "

" It’s a cruel and unusual brutality, "

" I'm so fucking dead! "

" I was up so late last night, "

" And I can survive it for only so long! "

" And I’m just realizing, I’ve never introduced myself. "

" We’re friends. Aren’t we? "

" I don’t know. Are we? "

" I got left behind this morning. Bus driver’s a fucking asshole. "

" Please. Don’t you wanna help me out? "

DETENTION.

" That little snitch! "

" I don’t need this kind of attention. "

" So you don’t want to be bullied? "

" No! I want to be invisible. "

" Then why do you come to a public school dressed in suspenders and a fucking bowtie? "

" Ugh. I’d rather starve to death. "

" You’re, like, famous! "

" This outfit is a tapestry of my trauma. It is designed to provoke as little teasing a possible. "

" Huh. I didn’t know you were funny. "

" I can’t let him see me talking to you! "

" Who are you running from? "

prompts taken directly from the transcript of the musical - please go support starkid and their work! this list covers the library scene to the dinner scene with the chastitys and includes "cool as i think i am".

THE LIBRARY.

" Let's make like Newton, and get this physics project in motion! "

" I got it on good authority that I’m actually… pretty funny. "

" Funny looking, maybe. "

" I’m trying out a new look, okay? "

" Who are you trying to impress? "

" I was wondering if you coud meet me here and help me study? "

" What’s the matter with you guys?! You just told me not to get my hopes up. "

" Look, I’d ask one of my friends, but I’m actually the smart one in the group, if you can believe that… "

" Well, could you ditch those nerds and help me out? "

" They don’t call it a “cram-session” for nothing! "

" You’re telling me I gotta be funny again?! I didn’t do it on purpose the first time! "

" You've been given a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, "

" Someone’s willing to tolerate your presence for a whole evening. This may never happen again! "

COOL AS I THINK I AM.

" I bet you’d call this luck, "

" Well, that's your perspective, "

" It's as cool as I think I am, "

" What if all my thoughts were were stronger? "

" What if my beliefs were taller? "

" Why did she pick me? "

" I hope I don't know the answer. "

" Then again I'm deranged! "

" But what if I was wrong? "

" It's only in my head, "

" What if people see me as someone other than who I am? "

" If I can finally be cool I'll know that I'm not a loser. "