Piglins and pigmen speak a native language called Piglish. It was developed in the Nether and few people are able to learn how to speak it due to the unique biology of piglin and pigmen. Piglish has been bastardized in the Overworld and Sky as Pig Latin.
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Hello! May I please request headcanons of cg!techno and little!tommy? I also want to thank you for this account, itâs been a real comfort the past few days <3 and an extra thank you if you get to this!
Aww! Thank you! Iâve answered all of my asks so far, so donât worry about them not being answered. I might do them in a different order than they come in (like rn lol) but theyâll always get answered.
Tw: none
-Techno doesnât really like Tommy but he canât really not take care of him when heâs little
-Tommy gets put into the wheel burrow so much
-Techno gets to listen to random, mildly annoying noises and roam around. Sounds like a good time
-Tommy does like to run off, problem is he hardly gets properly dressed before he does
-Techno, watching Tommy Run around in a T-shirt and jeans: 3-2-
-Tommy: PHIIIIIL IM COLD
-Techno will bring an extra jacket out for Tommy
-Tommy has climbed Technoâs house once and heâll do it again
-Tommy will only eat golden apples when little lol
-Techno doesnât like it but hey if the kid needs it
Dearest Jade, I hope this finds you well and CAN I PLZ GET SUM GENERAL CG TECHNO HEADCANONS PLZ SHAWTY PLZâ with all the love in the world, Frederick the phantom
Yes you may!!! I kinda added Ranboo in the last bit- whoops-
Tw: none
-man has no clue what heâs doing half the time
-but heâs okay at it
-heâll figure it out eventually, it just might take a tantrum or two-
-Likes to joke or read to littles
-doesnât like going outside very far from the house, but like a stroll around the house is fine
-but sometimes kid Ranboo wants to go in a very far direction and Techno just tries to keep in contact (Call or texting) to make sure he doesnât like- get hurt
-Techno probably put a trail into the snow from how many times him and littles have walked around the house
-the dogs following doesnât help
-The dogs absolutely adore littles, so much, they usually get Techno out of the house
-Techno has a little wagon for littles bc they keep getting tired and Techno doesnât want to stop walking yet so-
-Heâs only really nice to littles he cares about and if anyone but his friend group shows up heâll guide them to the portal then drop them off wherever they need to go
-thatâs how he met little Ranboo lol, man just went to Technoâs house and Techno went âInto the wagon you goâ then dragged Ranboo back home
-Ranboo just came back for more wagon rides tho, so it did not work out at all
-Techno got attached, so now they live near each other because âKid went through stuff, heâs definitely going to basically live here after that. Might as well give him a house.â
Thank you!! It is!! I got the option to write in the ask box for a second lol. That was weird. Anyway, I donât go into baby space so this might not be written as accurately as the others-
Tw: Amputation mention, nightmares
Phil jumped up from his nap on the couch, startled into shouting, then looking around the room for what could have done it.
Techno rushed over and looked around for something to fight off, finding nothing. Techno glanced at Phil, âyou okay, old man?â He joked.
Phil whined and covered his face, then nodded. Techno sat next to him, âyou- uh- Wanna talk about it?â
Phil shook his head, curled up in a ball.
Techno scooted over, âhey..â he offered a hand, âdo you want a hug?â
Phil crawled into Technoâs arms and buried his face into Technoâs shoulder.
âHey.â Techno called softly, then tucked Phil in closer to himself.
Phil spread out his wings, rubbing the tears out of his eyes.
Techno ran his hands over the base of them, âsee? Youâre fine. Small, but fine.â
Phil whimpered at his own wings, how much they hurt, and his nightmare.
Techno placed his head on Philâs, then pulled out the basket from under the couch, setting it on the table next to them. He got the paci out from there and gently offered it.
Phil bit the rubber part and stuffed his face into Techno again.
Techno pulled Phil closer, admiring the half amputated wings. âDo- wanna get Ranboo here? He can make like ho-â
Phil shook his head hard and clung tighter.
âHey- hey- itâs okay.â Techno tried, then looked around, âhow about... you take a nap again and I sit here?â Phil looked up and ran his hands over Technoâs red robe, specifically on the soft white parts.
Techno nodded and took it off, then put it on Phil. Phil smiled shyly and nestled into it, leaning on the pillows behind him.
Techno sat on the end of the couch and patted Philâs leg, âstory time?â
Phil shook his head and closed his eyes for a few minutes, then sat up and whined louder to Techno.
Techno hummed and nodded, âalright, alright, how about we play games then?â
Phil nodded and bounced some.
Techno laughed and got up to go find some, much to Philâs misfortune.
Techno came back with a bead maze that one of them made. Honestly he couldnât remember which, but *one* of them made it and it was not level, meaning it was either him or Ranboo. Techno set it in front of Phil, then helped him get down to the floor in front of it.
Phil immediately went to the little blocks that spinned and made them all go to the purple face, then clapped his hands, looking up at Techno for approval.
Techno smiled and nodded, then pet Philâs hair, âdoing good.â
Phil hummed against his paci then moved to the little bead maze, making little âvoooshâ noises as he did.
Techno rubbed at his eyes as Phil continued, trying to keep himself awake by rubbing Philâs back. It wasnât really working much.
Phil giggled as he head Techno yawn, then stood up and pulled on the Piglinâs arm, bouncing.
Techno snorted, âalright, come on. I need some beautiful sleep.â
Phil made grabby hands until Techno picked him up and carried him to bed. Techno tucked Phil in, âyou gonna be okay sleeping here tonight?â
Phil shrugged.
âDo you wanna sleep somewhere else?â
Phil shook his head.
Techno nodded, âIâll be in my house if you need me.â
Phil curled up and tried to sleep.
Techno finally left the room and went to sleep on the couch, knowing Phil would need him there at some point.
Techno managed about an hour before Phil knocked on the door before coming in.
Techno glanced up, âclose the door.â
Phil nodded and did so, then crawled over to sleep on the other side of the couch.
Techno looked at Phil, then hummed and offered a hug.
Phil lit up and plopped on top of Techno. Techno let out a fake grunt and pet Philâs wings again, ânight.â
Phil mumbled something as he slowly fell asleep.
Techno fell asleep a bit after to Phil's soft wings.
Hi! If its alright could I request caregiver Techno and regressor Ranboo where theyre going home at night and they get attacked by mobs which causes an already stressed ranboo to regress? Its okay if not! I love your blog!
Thank you!! I'm fine with all of that!
Summary: The syndicate deals with kinoko kingdom, then they all go home and Ranboo tries to deal with how he feels himself, but a little explosion cuts that off.
tw: it kinda seems like c!Karl slander but its not, Ranboo goes through a moral conflict, there's a small explosion in the paragraph where they're going through the portal
Kinoko Kingdom. It was their worst dealing with a country yet. Ranboo wanted to keep it more impartial, but Karl already admitted to using his power against his citizens, to be fair in trivial ways, but still being used. That went against what the syndicate stood for and thus, Ranboo was set against his own beliefs once again. He hardly knew anyone in Kinoko Kingdom, all he knew was that they were a monarchy and living on top of Niki.
They somehow managed to settle it peacefully. Without Ranboo there.
Instead of staying for debate, he stepped out like he had been offered to before and stayed in Nikiâs house, sitting by the nether portal.
He just couldnât do it. He knew he didnât have any room to advocate for them, but he also didnât have the attachment to put himself on the line for.
So, he sat by the portal, waiting, until Niki came by and smiled, saying they came to an agreement. Ranboo was far too stressed to understand the terms, just nodding along while Technoblade explained, Niki humming along in agreement. Niki seemed happy, and so did Techno, so Ranboo should have felt better, but he got himself so wound up that they might trust him less after this and of the possibility of him having to fight against his wants again, that he couldnât sit still. He said his goodbyes to Niki, then followed Techno through the portal, holding a grass block he got from just outside Nikiâs base, tucking it against himself. Technoblade managed to carry the conversation, explaining everything that had happened, joking about being disappointed that he didnât get to use his withers again.
Ranboo walked through the portal and started walking home. Techno yelped and jumped to the side, just in time for Ranboo to turn around and see a creeper, throwing the dirt block at it as it blew up, tossing him to the ground in the snow. Techno snorted since Ranboo clearly wouldnât be hurt, he was in netherite afterall, and walked over to help him up, âyeah, that block sure showed hi-â
Ranboo was clearly crying, but he tried to keep his head down when he took Technobladeâs hand, standing. Ranboo was way too tall for Technoblade to not see his face, though.
Techno made a nervous noise, then tried to get Ranboo into the gated area, âhey, hey, itâs fine. You know, we got plenty of pots. Ranboo, hey-â Ranboo shook his head and rubbed the tears away with his sleeve, still whimpering.
He rubbed Ranbooâs shoulder, then paused, âwait- do- do your tears have water?â
Ranboo gave a little nod, following Techno inside.
âBruh, you rolled like the worst genetics possible.â
Ranboo gave a little tired laugh and took Technoâs hand off of him, then whined at the tears, sitting down on the couch, trying to dry them off without getting some other part of him wet. Technoblade used some tissues to wipe it up, then looked at the tracks under Ranbooâs eyes, âwow. Really got that main character mark.â
Ranboo hummed and looked down.
Techno got up and grabbed some healing pots, âyou okay though? Like really?â
Ranboo messed with his gloves and shook his head.
Techno looked Ranboo over, âdo you not have protection on there or something?â
Ranboo looked confused then pointed at his own armor and nodded to say that it did have protection on it.
âThen what's wrong?â
Ranboo pulled up his communicator and typed out, âIm little.â
Techno sighed, looking at it on his after he heard the beep, âYeah, I know that, but like- come on, youâve been off all day, and the creeper was the thing to make you drop?â
Ranboo stared at Techno with big eyes, but Techno didnât look back until he sat down. âLetâs get some healing pots on there. Iâll try not to look.â
Ranboo nodded and leaned forward into the rag with the healing potion on it, letting Technoblade put it over the scar.
Techno finished and stood up, âalright, Iâll get enderchest for you and the block, you stay here.â Technoblade pulled a blanket from under the couch and put it on top of Ranboo, then left.
Ranboo never told Technoblade that he regressed but somehow Techno knew it. Maybe he was just that easy to read. But this blanket smelled like Ranbooâs laundry despite the fact heâd never seen it before. It was a quilt made probably by Techno, seeing as he knew Phil didnât sew, but it was still weird to him.
But it was smooth and thick so Ranboo didnât care, just curling up and getting comfortable in the blanket.
Techno came back and placed enderchest on Ranbooâs legs, then plopped a block of green wool on Ranbooâs chest.
Ranboo let out a little vwoop for the first time around Techno, then immediately stuffed his face into the block in embarrassment.
Enderchest crawled up onto Ranbooâs stomach and leaned against the block Ranboo was squeezing.
Techno sat on what little was left of the couch, grabbing a book from the same place the blanket came from. He flipped to somewhere near the middle, then started to read, adding his own commentary along with it. It was a book of fairy tales.
Ranboo looked up as Techno began describing a cruel kingdom, making Ranboo whimper and sit up some.
Techno looked over, then set the book down, âokay, somethingâs up.â
Ranboo looked down and hugged the block some more, shaking his head.
âYou know you donât have to be part of the syndicate, Ranboo.â
Ranboo let out a whine at that.
âMan, come on, just- okay, whatâll get you to sleep today?â
Ranboo shrugged and looked around the room, then stared at the little record played to the side left over from Tommy.
Techno hummed, âsorry, kid, I donât have a disk.â
Ranboo ran his hands over the wool, then took in a little breath, âI do.â
Techno frowned softly, then nodded, âokay, in your house, right?â
Ranboo nodded, then smiled a bit when Enderchest nuzzled his hand.
Techno left again, going for the disks.
Ranboo talked softly in ender to his cat, laughing every once in a while. Enderchest seemed very happy with that, purring against him.
Techno finally came back and decided to go with chirp, placing it into the player.
With the blanket, block, cat, and music, Ranboo fell asleep before the song was over. Technoblade laughed gently and kept playing the song over and over until Ranboo started sleep talking. He sat next to him, then grabbed the book again and went back to reading the start.
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He loves to read bedtime stories! When heâs waiting during nap times or independent playtime, he writes bedtime stories and draws for the stories! He adores playing pretend, making different voices for each character and moving stuffiesâ hands around to make them look like they're speaking!
Techno will carry littleâs bags if they donât want to carry them, so itâs normal to see him wearing a backpack with pastels or shiny diamonds and emeralds!
His most common nicknames are royalty based! Prince, princess and my crown are all fair game for him! He might not like government, but he dresses like a king, and littles deserve to be treated nicely!
Cooking is a mess, he loves to let littles cook with him, but somehow he forgets how fun it is to paint on walls and mess with flour!
Piglins have a need to protect, and with Techno being a Piglin hybrid, being a caregiver makes him very happy. He has a sense of safety and the feeling of being loved when he can take care of any and all littles. Sometimes, he needs to have very sleepy and very cozy cuddles because he has a need to keep littles close. If any little hold his hands in public he will not hesitate to give all his love and attention to them.
He looks scary and tough, but if any little babbles or goes into babyspace he will lose all his persona and go soft.
Techno loves to listen to babbles and pretend theyâre deep, thoughtful conversations. He responds to them with a lot of emotion and hand movements, turning to the little and close awaiting a response.
Heâs one of the emergency caretakers of the SMP, if any little pings the emergency caretakers, the closest one to them arrives to the coords! So, he takes walks around the SMP to walk his dogs and look out for any scared or lost littles!
Does he spoil his littles? Yes, hundred times over yes.
After the Littleâs Laws were signed, he was careful to watch for any signs of people slipping during battle, teaching people how to spot them and how to get the littles out of the situation as safely as possible.
When any little starts crying, he instinctively tries to find gold to give to them.
He is very tough on candy and sugar before and after meals, the milk he makes isnât very sugary. He prefers to give tea instead, saying that the flowers are magic and good for littles to continue to be cool and strong!
Bedtime is bedtime, meal time is meal time. He is very strict because he cares about littlesâ and their health! He does his best to not be very scary, but he apologizes with hugs, kisses, and lots of reassurances!
He makes little homework sheets when kids and toddlers are being rowdy or have too much energy for their age.
Techno likes silence, but he doesnât mind a music disc or music box in the house.
The fireplace and stove are heavily guarded! Even sitting or standing too close gives littles warnings and a little bit in trouble!
⥠Make sure to take care of yourselves! It's very important to drink some water and eat a snack if you need to! Much love!
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