#cg!googleplier

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Yandereplier loves helping you dye your hair!!! She’s not as careful about it as some of the other egos, though she loves playing loud music and making you giggle the whole time!

Wilford is pulling on gloves and booping your nose before he opens the box of hair dye. He’s talking and making jokes the whole time, though his hands usually end up a bit stained.

Dark is very gentle, washing your hair beforehand and making sure you’re comfortable the whole time your hair is processing. After you’re done, he always compliments your wonderful color.

Googleplier is incredibly precise, setting multiple timers so that your hair is perfect. He’s talking the entire time and making sure you’re comfortable while you’re sitting and waiting on your hair to finish processing. He’s quiet, though it’s a comfortable silence.

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Googleplier treats the situation clinically; this is a regular part of being a human, and while it is uncomfortable, it is a fact of life. That being said, Google is extra calm with you, and gives you a little more slack when it comes to the rules.

Heehoo doesn’t really know what to do, so he’s acting as your human heating pad and weighted blanket. There’s lots of snuggles, checking in on you with soft grunts, and giving you your favorite food.

Yandereplier knows exactly how you feel, giving you all of the things she usually uses when she’s on her period! This includes her heating pad, medicine, a stuffed animal that can be heated, and even some of her candy! She spends a lot of time trying to distract you from the icky feelings.

Dave is taking you to a gas station at 2 AM because you can’t sleep due to your cramps. You’ve been whining and crying for an hour, so he decides to get you some candy to help you feel better. The rumble of the car finally manages to lull you to sleep, and Dave carries both you and your snacks into the house.

In my opinion Eric, Simon and Google are the absolute worst at handling tantrums-

Eric would be panicking because oh my gosh you’re upset and he doesn’t know what to do, Simon wants to help but is fighting back his own frustration because he just doesn’t know what to do and Google I just don’t think would do very good when dealing with a tantrum because he’s just not equipped for it.

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Oh, hello little one. How are you feeling?

…you look to be tired, sweetheart. Is it time for you to take a nap? No, there’s no need to pout, you can come rest. I’ll lie down with you, and once you take your nap, you can go back to having playtime. I just don’t want you being too tired, alright? There we go, little one.

can i request hcs for cg!google with a fussy sleepy regressor on the younger side… like one who is fighting sleep despite being very eepy sleepy…. if thats okay…….

[can i be 🐰🍎 anon?]

ooo sure!!!

💻Google isn’t quite sure what to do with such a small, fussy baby; normally he calls Bing if his regressor is this young, but he’s currently busy doing something else.

💽He does a quick database search on how to soothe a fussy child, but there wasn’t much he could find that would fit your situation.

💻He tries making sure you’re not hungry, thirsty, and that you don’t need to go to the bathroom, but there was no success.

💽He finally decides that holding you and shushing you to sleep is his best option. He pulls you into his lap, rubs your back, and shushes you.

💻The contact seems to help, so he continues to do that until you’re no longer crying, but he notices you are still upset and fighting your sleep.

💽His solution to this is to try and give you a bottle of warm milk, hoping the fullness of your stomach will make you feel even sleepier.

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Of course, bunny. You’re safe, I promise, nothing can hurt you while I’m here, it was just a bad dream. You don’t have to tell me what it was about, but I’m here for you, so just sit in my lap and breathe, I promise you’re okay…

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Google is a bit confused at first, if he’s being honest; he thought human children loved playing outside, and wouldn’t avoid it like you were doing. When even his best attempts to get you to play outside don’t work, Google decides that indoor playtime is the best option, helping you find things you like to do while also helping you keep active!

“I know you don’t like the outdoors little one, so I won’t be forcing you to go outside. Why don’t we find something fun to play inside, though, like hide and seek? Does that sound fun? Alright, you can hide, and I’ll come find you.”