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[1899]

“For the sake of your passengers, you have got to keep a better look-out.” Culdee warned.

“No need - I know this railway like the back of my smokebox.” Godred declared.

“…Have you ever seen the back of your smokebox?”

“W- no, but I know it as well as the back of my buffers!”

“We don't have buffers.”

“Regardless,” Godred continued. “You worry too much, Culdee. I've got my automatic brakes, and my driver had his controls in my cab. What more could you want?”

“More common sense from you.” Replied Culdee, trying to sound stern like Ernest.

“Peh - Hah!” Godred barked out a sharp laugh. “What need have I for ‘commoner cents’?”

“That's not what I sai-”

“Honestly, Culdee. You may be named after the mountain our railway was built upon, but you needn't be as thick as it.”

“The size of our mountain cowers at the size of your ego.”

Godred only rolled his eyes.

“Juuust you wait, Culdee. Come opening day, I'll make this railway the best on the island. No. The best in the COUNTRY.” Godred declared. “I'll make sure of it - I'm taking the first train.”

“I suddenly have a strong sense of worry about opening day.”

“Why? Afraid I'll be too great an act to follow? You can always give the job to Ernest or Wilfred. Ernest may have a pin or two wound too tightly, but she at least shares my desire for perfection. Wilfred, however…” Godred paused. “He could use the toughening up.”

Hi I'm Xanth (CarniRot) and this is where you will find posts about my beloved horses in Horse Isle 3. I figured I should start a blog because I think about my horses all the time, even during long breaks from the game. My main blog is @aidens-moldy-pizza, I follow and comment from there! Please keep in mind my main blog is a MinorsDoNotFollow zone, it is messy and weird and a little bit N S F W at times.

Coyote Fancy Ranch is situated in a plains biome next to a crashed island. We sell our wares at II-Coyote Fancy-II in Sandy Shores!

Asks are welcome! I'll answer to the best of my ability. For tack art questions there may be delay depending on when I get on the game.

Here you will find me gushing over my favorite horses and lineages! Maybe some other Horse Isle stuff idk. I never played the original two games and I'm not a fan of how people are treated within the game, however, I have a hopeless addiction. psst join me in hell I would love to see more people hanging out and having fun :)

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TO ALL THE CHEMTRAIL DENIERS BESIDES FROM YOUR POOR HEALTH DUE TO BREATHING IN HARMFUL TOXINS DAILY

there will be occasional frequent dadson spyscout rbs and posts. also general warning for dark themes includes noncon, abuse, and paraphiIias. i won't always post these but they may come up!

and obligatory disclaimer: i do NOT condone any of this depicted behavior irl.

because of sensitive content this blog is 18+. if you're not of age i do not fucking want you here

same goes with pedos/groomers trying to hide in profic spaces, you are never welcome