#ceriseducasse

''There was this guy - an absolute asshole, trust me - he flipped me off in the left lane for no reason at all, I didn't do anything! We were waiting for the lights to go green and I heard people arguing so I looked around and saw they had their window rolled down and, you know so I - I took one good look at his wife in the passenger seat and, I said 'hey hot stuff, if that micro dick doesn't want you - I will gladly let you sit on my face all night!''' Syndra snickered the words, almost forgetting to breathe in the excited rush she was having.

''I couldn't let him fuck off just like that, I had to go see if she was alright - of course. So at the nearest gas station, she went to the restroom and he went in to do whatever. I slashed his tire before making a visit to the restroom and surprise surprise,'' she slid a piece of paper out of her handbag with the biggest shriek of vengeful victory. ''I got her number, ha! Take that, fucking dick of a loser.''