POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR BG EE
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So, let's talk about Centeol. You know, this murderous creep in a cave in cloakwood forest. The one looking like a fried chicken.
The fight was insane. I had a friend with me to keep an eye on my merry band of misfits, or else I would never have made it (cheers to @faerieoffaerun). Those spiders he summoned are an evil in their own right: disgusting, strong and moving with f****** light speed! Thefir's strategy is to run away until the others take care of the foes. It doesn't work. The cave is too small, and everywhere you step, there's a goddamn enormous spider! And this chicken creep in the middle made me believe he was just going to sit there and watch, so I ignored him until he started LEVITATING THROUGH THE CAVE! The chicken took flight. It was horrible. It was thrilling. It was horribly thrilling. I wanna do it again. And never again. Goddammit, Bioware.
Also, the game is encouraging you to just be a huge dick. There's this intimidating chicken fry threatening to eat you and the first two things you can say to him are 'why you so FAT' and 'god your cave is UGLY.'
