Mickey and Bugs totally shit on each other's rivals when they're together. They have entire rant sessions, wine glass in hand as they talk shit about Mortimer and Cecil and how no one is understanding and seeing how frustrated they are, or their feelings and discomfort are being entirely dismissed by their peers and friends.
And then they're together and they're like:
Bugs: Fuck that guy!
Mickey: Yeah! Fuck that guy!
Bugs: And fuck your guy too!
Mickey: YEAH! FUCK HIM TOO! Takin' my friends away. Actin' like he's some hot shot. Smug-ass- ooooh I just wanna beat that smug smirk right off his face!
Bugs: Exactly! YOU (smacks table) GET (smacks table) ME (smacks table). I'm gonna beat that damn turtle some day. Smug ass...
And then they make out.

















