Christopher Edwards . This is a permanent starter call / meme thing . Have you ever thought about a loser who can't gamble , but goes to vegas for raves ? He's also a nerd who builds computers for the fun of it and likes to pull apart shit he shouldn't. Well you're in luck he speaks two languages and is learning german. He's also deployed about six-eight months out of the year currently. Hit the little heart . This gives him permission to slide into your inbox so you can write him a dear john letter or shoot you out a starter .