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[speaking] Alright. Hello! Well, this will be interesting. I'd just like to point out, my involvement here is because part of me is a massive fan of Kirsty MacColl, I used this song I'm about to sing as the theme tune to my first show. So I'm delighted to be here and bear with me, thank you very much.

In These Shoes

I once met a man with a sense of adventure He was dressed to thrill wherever he went He said, let's make love on a mountain top Under the stars on a big, hard rock.

I said, in these shoes? I don't think so Honey, let's do it here!

So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara In walks this guy with a faraway look In his eyes

He said, I've got as powerful horse outside Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride I know a little place,  we can get there for the break of day

I said, in these shoes? No way, José! I said, honey, let's stay right here!

No puede montar a caballo, como se puede bailar,  es un escandalo

Then I met an English man Oh, he said Won't you walk up and down my spine It makes me feel strangely alive

I said, in these shoes? Oh, I doubt you'd survive I said, honey, let's do it!

No me gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo Como se pude bailar,  es un escandalo [4x]

Shocking!