*pulls a scroll from the sleeve of my shirt, it unrolls to the floor and trails several feet ahead of me* ah-he-hem... š
3 for Skwisgaar, 6 for Murderface, 7 for Charles, 8 for Pickles, 11 for Nathan, 17 for Toki, 16, 19, and 20 for Salacia
(feel free to pick and choose lol)
This is gonna be fuuuuuun!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
He is a lightweight like Toki, but unlike Mr. Wartooth, he is choosier with the times where he allows himself to get blackout drunk. When he does, heās the first to get KOāed, so then either one of the boys would have to lug him around for the rest of the night (minus Pickles probably ā but hey, heāll try!!)
He has a preference for vodka-based drinks like Absolut Vodka, and he has a soft spot for mead (makes him feel like a Viking Gods). š»
Having drunken folk metal dance-alongs with Toki is another one of his favourite things to do while out drinking.
William Murderface
I headcanon him attending Civil War reenactments, as well as collecting memorabilia and music from that time. So he could be in the shower and find himself whistling songs from that time period.
And there was that one time during his teenhood where his grandma dragged him to a showing of āThe Phantom of the Operaā, and he had those songs in his head for months after. So all in all, heās not a fan of musicals, but thought that the finale to PotO was kinda metal.
His arm thing from Salacia means that he can play bass like a Beast, and can learn any song by ear as soon as the concept gets introduced to him, with no prior practice.
The ones for Charles, Pickles, Nathan, Toki, and Salacia are all under the cut:
Charles Foster Offdensen
Charles is a supreme chef--though, not that heās ever needed to cook for himself. From as far back as when he was little, Charles has enjoyed fine dining, courtesy of the help around the house.
However, his parents did cook for him most of the time; he enjoyed his motherās cooking more than his dadās (weāre going by the Salacia married a human and had Charles as their half-demon kid headcanon, here). Salaciaās cooking is more cemented in his ancient Mesopotamian ways, and scrambled bread is not everyoneās cup of tea (said example of Mesopotamian scrambled bread. Yeah.)
I imagine that years down the line, when the Metalocalypse hits, thereāll come a time where itās just Dethklok and Charles focusing on survival and evading the Half Manās army. So, the boys will be pleasantly surprised when Charles rolls up his sleeves and serves them a Michelin-star dish from ingredients that heās seemed to pull from thin air ā not that theyāre complaining, theyāre just curious.
Pickles the Drummer
Pickles has these nostalgic itches for the 80s, and takes trips to vintage markets in search of relics from the first phase of his prime years.
He also somehow winds up paying for his whole familyās gifts for birthdays and Christmases, when Seth gives him a call a week or so before said occasion and not-so-subtly throws out suggestions like how lilā Seth Jr.ās friends all have scooters and now all he can talk about is how much he wants that scooter, too [*insert Seth chuckle*].
Nathan Explosion
If the band are having a boyās night and tearing up town, itās an unspoken rule that Nathan is the one to drive.
Ever since almost manslaughtering Murderface, Nathan has sworn to NEVER drive while intoxicated and has additionally been ~1% more cautious while driving the band.
The only thing he has no control over (not that the guys would ever believe him), is that whenever he drives along a road thatās close to a body of water, he will be inclinedto swerve the car to the direction of the water (regardless of whether said vehicle is amphibious or- not).
Toki Wartooth
Growing up in the environment that he did, the internet is one of the many new marvels in Tokiās life. MMOs are his favourite, and as for his screen nameā¦still thinking on that, but itās gonna be something cute and brutal at the same time.
Although, due to his naĆÆve & overly trusting nature, heās liable to fall for scams and the Klokateer tech support have had to develop the most superior antivirus software for him (a software thatās Mordland-exclusive and is now widely used there ā thanks Toki!)
Right, now onto the villainās side, itās Mr. Salacia:
APPEARANCE HEADCANON:
Salacia is TALL. If you saw him walking amongst a diverse crowd, heād be looking down at everyone. He nerfs himself to the 7ft range.
Once he gets Dethklokās powers confined to the five medallions on his armour, then he is as big as a mountain. Not quite Everest, but a mountain nonetheless.
As well as a buff in height, he also sprouts long-dormant wings and looks sort of like the Galaktikon II demon (seeing as the album was Brendonās way of giving us some clues on how the finale would turn out, before it was fortunately renewed).
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JOKE HEADCANON:
Mr. Salsa is part dinosaur.
Roar.
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Choose your own topic! ā FEAR HEADCANON:
Lol what does a demonic Half being fear?
Iāll list 3 major ones (again, this is from my Prophecy of the Water God AU interpretation of how I thought GII would play out):
1) Sea water: itās like an acid bath to him, but a million times more horrific.
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2) Nergal, aka. the Sumerian Elder God that screwed him over and gave him this ultimatum:
Itās why ā of all of Dethklok ā he has it out for Nathan the most, since Nergal made him in his image (@papabigtoes did a fantastic commission for me of Nergal as he appears, in the third part of the photoset). Why? Because for Nergal, itās the closest thing to him being the hero in the future stories & taking the limelight of how the Chosen Ones defeated the unholy Half Man, and so people will worship him again.
The above ultimatum also plays into another fear of his: Never Dying, just floating in the coldness of space, long after the sun burns out and all has ended on Earth.
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3) Along with that, itās Losing His Family. He tried to live a normal life a second time with his reincarnated wife and child, but that just wasnāt meant to be. Having lost his wife (shortly before the time Charles was set to go to college), after inadvertently getting infected by his own hand, the fear of losing Charles aka. the only family he has left, grew all the more desperate. Charles is immune to that particular sickness now, but Salacia has foreseen some not so promising visions (courtesy of the Four Horsemen) of history repeating itself in another way during the final battle.
So, as soon as Offdensen has played his part in shepherding the Chosen to him, then heāll give him his memories back, in order to convince Charles to not take part in the war and join his cause.
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Thank you so much for these - great choices, I had an absolute Blast answering all of them!
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10 for the tribunal- the main question is DO THEY?
YESSSSSSSSS
Mr. Salacia
Ever since shedding half of his humanity, heād forfeited one of the things that made him human: the ability to sleep.
So imagine, 4000+ years of being in stasis, without the respite of slipping into a blissful slumber to pass the time. The word āliving hellā comes to mind.
General Crozier
Crozier sleeps late due to the busy demands of his job, but wakes up at 5 a.m. every single day. His dreams since the āBlack Fireā incident in S2 have been filled with horrific prophetic visions ā some visions that only he has foreseen. Even though his boss has him under some kind of mind control, a part of him knows to keep those unique ones to himself.
Vater Orlaag
Orlaag sleeps like a baby, dreaming of galaxy-scale domination every night.
Much appreciated, anon! š Here's a mashup of both:
VATER ORLAAG:
Prior to meeting his master, he was best bros with Ishnifus Meaddle.
They became great friends at uni, while studying Philology. Their post-grad travels took them to several excavation sites in Iraq, before discovering the Church of the Black Klok, located under an extinct volcano in the middle of the Persian Gulf. They became high priests and dedicated their lives to the goal of making sure the Chosen Ones prevent the era of blackness brought on by the Half Manās resurgence.
One night, in their sleep, the Elder Gods had blessed Ishnifus with a visionā¦and on the same night, the Four Horsemen had bestowed Orlaag with a different prophetic visionā¦
Ishnifus saw Dethklok ā heroic & victorious upon defeating the Half Man ā ascending into the higher realms as fully-fledged Gods. Orlaag saw the Half Man: a healer betrayed by the Gods, rising above from every hardship, and getting his revenge on the Elder Gods & the Chosen five, with Orlaag at his side as two immortal superbeings.
This caused a considerable rift between the two, which resulted in Orlaag parting from the CotBK with the few [now] ex-members heād managed to recruit.
And now, with him as the Half Man's right hand man, he'll stop at nothing to make sure it stays that way.
GENERAL CROZIER:
Crozier strikes me as more of a lone wolf.
However, before they were all brainwashed, he was a mentor figure for his recruits. Even though he didnāt joke around or crack so much as a smile, they could tell that the General was proud of them for how far theyāve come during their training.
Now that theyāre all under Mr. Salaciaās mind control, theyāve all but forgotten their alliance and are only loyal to the Tribunalās every whim.
(Continued under the cut):
MR. SALACIA:
Iām going off my HC of him being hella ancient, like Mesopotamian citizen ancient.
He worked as a fisherman, along with his best pal Gilgamesh (the similarities with the one from the Epic end with the shared name: his appearanceās based off of Teemu MƤntysaari).
Part of the backstory I came up for Sal is that the Gods above turned him into a healer to combat the plague that was infecting city folk (including his best friend), into monsters ā the same affliction Murderface has at the end of Doomstar. Wanting to cure his buddy was one of the reasons he accepted the role. Along with that, Gilgamesh was one of the handful of people who didnāt shun him as a monster when he transformed into the Half Man.
~4,000 years down the line, Orlaag reawakened him so now he's stuck with him I guess lol
I've also toyed with the idea of Ishnifus and him forming a short-lived truce as they try to change the course of fate to work in both their favours. When things fell through, Salacia rid his hands of Ishnifus and the Church, it was again full steam ahead with project Falconback.
VATER ORLAAG:
Since heās technically a priest, Iām guessing he took some kind of vow of celibacy.
Even if he didnāt, heās too busy fulfilling his bossās master plan to focus on anything else.
Then again, Rasputin (his doppelganger) apparently had this kind of sexual allure to him, drawing a number of female devotees, so who knows; Iām not gonna rule that out with Orlaag.
GENERAL CROZIER:
The hc of Crozier having a spouse in the background has some potential which I may/ may not exploreā¦given what happens to him later down the line (also the interpretation of Crozier croaking at the end of Some Days Are For Dying).
MR. SALACIA:
The hc of Sal and Charlesās blood relation is one Iāll die on the hill of, so given that his wife is absent brings me to think that this particular romance had an abrupt and likely tragic end.
In happier times, Salacia was quite the romantic. If you want something to compare the dynamics to, I drew inspiration from the depictions of Dracula from the Castlevania Netflix series, and Coppolaās 1994 Dracula.
Nowadays, he uses all the charm and charisma he can muster, in order to lure his targets into a false sense of security, through any means - the end goal is all that matters.
beastbladeĀ replied to yourĀ post:Ā Selfie time! @creatorofdimensions tagged me to...
thought you was gonna troll us
Lol maybe I shouldāve, I was literally this close to putting some sorta meme under the cut, but I figured itās long overdue for a proper face reveal so hooray
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tinyfruitbat replied to your post āCan I just have one night where I donāt dream of what my exam results...ā
i still have dreams that I'm in highschool and either don't know where my classes are, OR realize I have an exam for a class that I forgot to go to for the whole semester