#cc joan

so here’s what the twins and the bands twitters would look like!! they’re definitely in a group chat and just send each other memes lmao

bonus: the official band twitter

[make fun of light mode in the notes and prepare to be blocked, i am not joking 🔪]

[ID: several screenshots of twitter accounts. the first one is username toenibbler69, display name remus >:3c, with a profile picture of a plastic toy based on camilo from the movie encanto, taken with flash and at an angle that makes him look evil. the header is the meme of ethan from crankgameplays holding tiny hands up to his face saying “oh my fucking god”, which is cut off at the top and you can’t see his eyes. the bio says “he/they/it (check pronouny for neo set) let me know if you ever fall madly in love with me :]”. the location is “ur mum” and the link is remus’s pronouny. he is following 148 people and has 52 followers

the second screenshot is username princefortheaesthetic, display name roman with a fancy looking font and several music note icons around it, with a profile picture of rapunzel from tangled holding her crown. the header is plain purple, the same shade of purple as rapunzels dress. the bio is also in a fancy looking font and says “flower gleam and glow ~ let your power shine ~ make the clock reverse ~ bring back what once was mine”. the location is “he/him” and the link is a youtube channel. he is following 25 people and has 89 followers

the third screenshot is username xxwoundedangelxx, display name thomas, with a profile picture of spinel from steven universe crying. the header is plain black with a row of five light grey hearts in the middle. the bio says “i am not afraid to keep on living, i am not afraid to walk this world alone; he/him, gay, trying”. the location is “my disturbed mind…” he is following 12 people and has 275 followers

the fourth screenshot is username NicoNyaTTV, display name nico nico nya~, with a profile picture of bubbles from powerpuff girls over a light pink background. the header is that same pink background with the word “queer” in white and all caps. the bio says “nooo don’t ignore the link to my twitch, ur so sexy aha (follow me); any/all pronouns; taken 😘💕”. the link is a twitch link. he’s following 47 people and has 1,369 followers

the fifth screenshot is username remyrattington, displayname remy, with a lock icon next to it, indicating the account is private. the profile picture is a black and white image of someone sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and the header is a black and white image of someone at a drum set. the bio says “💖💜💙 they/them ♑️ drummer, caffeine enthusiast, taken 😘 🖤 thomas 🖤”. they’re following 14 people and have 98 followers

the sixth screenshot is username 21romancesatthedisco, display name Joan, with a profile picture of the album cover for the album O My Heart by Mother Mother. the header is a line up shot of the members of the band My Chemical Romance. the bio says “they/them; Bassist for Dragon Witch of Celestial Death; 🏳️‍🌈”. they are following 87 people and have 34 followers

the seventh and final screenshot is username DWoCD_Official, display name Dragon Witch of Celestial Death, with a profile picture of the black version of band logo on a white background, which is a simplistic profile of a dragon head in a roughly drawn circle, a swooping line underneath. the header contains the white version of the logo, with white text that says “dragon witch of celestial death” in all caps. the bio says “Emo Pop Band, started in Westbrook Jackson High School”. the location is Florida and the link is dragonwitchofcelestialdeath.com. they are following 7 people and have 987 followers. End ID]

remy, pouring another cup of coffee: that’s the point

nico, smoking a cigarette: we’re trying to speed up the process

im making this at 5:30 am on sunday so like idk it’s joans playlist!!!!! we lov them, this playlist rocks, let’s fucking do this

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdrRqgqXDx8p0O6Lfs5m3?si=ZU_slyUyRcWuxG9PxOL9vw

this new years i feel like they’d put on a new years concert somewhere, idk where it’d be but yeah (that becomes a yearly tradition). roman watches the live concert feed that the band set up specifically because roman knew he couldn’t be there live

nicos resolution would probably be to communicate more with his dad. like they hang out with their dad plenty but they don’t talk about Real stuff. nico hasn’t even come out yet cos she realized she has no idea how he feels about the queer community. so its resolution isn’t necessarily to come out but to communicate enough to come to a better conclusion on if it should

idk if remy even believes in new years resolutions lmao they’re pretty cynical like “it’s never gonna hold up past february”

thomas’s resolution… be more gay /j i think uhhh maybe he’d be like “i wanna sing for the world” cos he’s a teenager in an emo band AKDJDKDJDK

The four of them (and Roman because) were discussing band names and one of them stumbled upon a combination of words by pure happenstance; Witch of Celestial Death (it was either Joan or Remy who came up with this)

They all loved it but agreed it needed something more. Thomas suggested that everyone shout out some adjectives to put in front of witch

Roman yelled “DRAGON”

Thomas was like “…Roman buddy that’s not an adjective”

Nico was like “wait, Thomas, check it… Dragon Witch of Celestial Death”