-GARGOYLES. (I'm literally begging at this point.)
-Sinks with dishes (of different degrees of cleanliness) inside.
-Puddles, spills, grease stains, crumbs, food cuttings.
-Washcloths and dishrags. (Bonus points if they're crumbled up/laid mishap.)
-Rusted/worn kitchen utensils.
-Bags of flour/sugar that have a rip/are spilling out.
-Stained pots, pans, and bowls.
-Onion peels. (You know they get everywhere. I mean, am I wrong?)
-Pans that are missing slices. (Example: a pan of lasangna that is missing 3 pieces, a cake with only 2 slices left.)
-Half-full drink glasses/cups.
-Stained coffee cups.
-Scattered coffee grounds.
-Salt and pepper shakers with spilled contents.
-Plate of burnt toast.
-Half-eaten bowls of cereal.
-Carton with broken egg shells.
-Decorative placemats.
-Wrapper for stick of butter. (Could also create half-used sticks of butter -- sticks that are missing a few notches.)
-Dish scrubby holders (with and without the scrubbies).
-Wall-mounted spice racks and spice holders.
-Decorative kitchen towels. (Bonus points for wall-mounted ones.)
-Boxes of ziplock baggies.
-Tupperware stacks.
-Tiny wall TVs. (Think of those tiny ones that people install in their kitchens to watch/listen to while cooking.)