#cbp!tae

taehyung always gets you to send your flight schedule to him

“baby i don’t care if your flight’s at 11 in the evening i will sTILL say stay safe at take-off and good job after landing!!”

packs face masks for you to use in-between breaks and lay-overs

there will most likely be a granola bar in your pocket

hops in at your flights every now and then and he brags to fellow passengers each time

“aha the pilot right now?? that’s my girlfriend :D the captain of this flight?? my girlfriend :D i know she’s so cool now clap when we land okay :D”

when tae learned that his picture was sticked to the inside of your pilot’s hat??

he CRIED

taehyung also has some fantasies of you in your uniform and he isn’t lying when he says it keeps him up at night

“Tae, look!! Our first ask!!”

“Oh my god, let me answer first!! Okay so-...”

“No, they addressed me first! Anyways, I’m going back to work next week! Taehyung’s still scared of me going back though, but-“

“But I don’t get why you’re going back to work, when you could perfectly be here with me with no worries! Just go back next month or uh, next year.”

“Ignore him. We’ve been knitting to pass the time! Taehyung’s knitting a mask, for me to put over my mask, and he still won’t stop worrying and-“

“How can I not when all the vitamins you drink are these Flintstone gummies-“

you see there’s a reason why taehyung is the first member i’ve written a piece for in this blog :D i try to make one of them in each one as a himbo but unconsciously, it’s aLWAYS taehyung who becomes one at the side!!!!

cabin pressure!tae oh my gOd where do we start??? cbp!tae thinks the most viable decision when u think ur in love with someone is to ignore them AND talk shit behind their back even if you didn’t mean it <3 big himbo move <3

most valuable!tae lmao i think the best detail i’ve written about it was him drumming and losing a drumstick and then it cuts to the scene of someone yelling in the background and him jus going :———) aha i feel u man LMAOOOOOOOO my humor for scenes like those r at an all-time low,, you don’t need much to make me laugh i swear

homebound!tae isn’t talked about ENUFF and he deserves all the recognition!!!! one time a customer asked for yellow glaze coating and he was like eh yea sure but then for sOme reason he used blue (he watched finding dory for the first time) and he realized the mistake after like???? lmao sorry dude.,.,.,.. so are you gonna pay me or... ?