Mar 27, 2017
by Victor Francis Williams
-Where is Alice? is she there? -Alice is in the backyard, she's being crushed by in -visible psychedelic elephants. C'n i take a message?
i hold the telephone out at arms length. my whole family is flying crazy and hazy on good old LSD. and i'm left explaining...
-Hey yo. why'dnt Sam show up for his shift today? -Because he thinks he's a television show.
-Can Molly come out and play? -Can't. She's counting tiles in the bathroom. She's gonna be there a while.
things out here are as close to normal as can be.
