#caw02

Anyway, let’s keep learning about our bodies!

I tried to take a screenshot of Suri getting pushed around, but I got this instead. I’m not upset, just amused.

Hey there Taki. You uh... You seem to be a little close there buddy.

OH MY GODS HE HAS THE SAME EYE COLOR AS THE PLUSHIE. I JUST REALIZED THAT!

Please unhand the innocent cell girl... Also I forgot to mention this...

He has fucking knives for hands. That’s... Inconvenient. And debilitating.

How do you even function?

Boy, you really like getting up close to the camera, don’t you? That’s fine though. You have a downright adorable face!

Dammit! I forgot that I shouldn’t get attached to the bacteria! Although I DEFINITELY saw this coming.

Everyone’s insulting each other around here. Can’t we just be friends?

And there goes Amelia. RIP

HE LIVES! HOORAH!

Awww. Poor guy. 

When you’re trying to seem cool for your girlfriend.

It’s rare when the Obvious Hetero Couple™ actually has realistic romantic chemistry. I actually really like them together.

Well, she pointed the other Neutrophils in the right direction. Sooo... Sure, I guess.

........... Oh, you guys are forming the scab, aren’t you?

Gee, I wonder who that could be....

Hey Oren. I missed you too. And of course you’re meeting her again. I already told you, you’re the protagonists.

It’s kind of nuts how much actually goes on inside your body whenever you get something as seemingly insignificant as a scrape or a cut.

I’m guessing you mean the germs that are about to flood in from that wound.

Well that looked like the weirdest snake I’ve ever seen, but clearly it’s a pathogen.

Oh wow. They certainly are diverse.

Just like real bacteria.

He’s such a doof.

I also wish to be both adorable and badass, just like Oren.

Please stop being so pretty, Amelia. I’m not supposed to get attached to people I know are going to die soon.

Just so you guys know, this is really accurate to what happens whenever you get a scratch or scrape. There are so many flippin’ bacteria, just waiting for a chance to try and get under your skin! But luckily, our immune systems are scary good at what they do.

Hell yeah! The cavalry has arrived!

...Who?

The... The babies?

He’s talking about the cutest damn thing you’ll ever see.

I’m gonna enjoy this.

Don’t look at them like that! They’re powerful opponents, even if they ARE adorable!

I make the most ungodly squeals whenever they talk. I’m tearing up, they’re just so precious.

The white blood cells are so adorable in the weirdest way. Then again, so are the bacteria.

LITTLE GIRL, WE DO NOT ALLOW THAT KIND OF DISRESPECT IN THIS BODY! THEY JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE!

Oren, you need to hang on to your knife, sweetie.

I wouldn’t count on that.

See, Cassie is trope-savvy!

What did I tell you? Shit’s gonna hit the fan!

Well I guess this is where the title of the episode comes in! (Scrape Wound)

Never had a scrape that made part of my blood vessel explode in fiery devastation. But hey, everyone’s different.

I wish I was still at an age when tiny accomplishments felt like I’d just climbed Everest or won the Nobel Prize.

I actually remember when I was little and couldn’t climb stairs because of how bad my acrophobia was back then. I can climb SOME stairs now (as long as it’s in a closed-in stairwell). If the stairs are out in the open (like bleachers in a gym), then I still can’t climb, because my acrophobia is still really bad. Just not as bad as it WAS.

Hah. If I’m trope-savvy at all, it won’t stay that way for long.

It’s so adorable how they call the other cells their big brothers and sisters. And wow, I just kind of... Like WOW I just noticed how pretty Cassie is.

[Screener: When the bisexuality hits you.]

This is Fibrin! For any readers who don’t know, this is the protein that helps blood to clot!