so fun fact it turns out showing iron lung to a fully red-green colorblind person who perceives dark or pure reds as basically black is the number 1 way to confuse them. on a related note, this is my public apology to my husband, the love of my life, who sat in a theater watching Nothing for two hours to make me happy. and then in the car hesitantly asked "so... could you explain everything that just happened?"
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when i was a kid my friends and i had nintendo dsβ’ systems and we played this game called pictochat hide and seek. which was where we would all get on pictochat and find absurd places to hide that nobody would reasonably find anybody, then use the presence of people in the chat room and the signal strength indicator as a sort of proximity sensor. if you were close enough to connect to someone but couldn't find them sometimes they'd start sending cryptic hand drawn hints. my dad later told me he was horrified when he found out that my video game system was capable of actively seeking open wireless signals bc he'd only ever seen that technology in the military before. so i guess the real question is, why didn't we look for osama bin laden on pictochat? we clearly had the technology
i have no shame btw and when invited i Will infodump on people irl. anyways my coworker who loves to get me talking thinks pipis is a hilarious word (this definitely isn't about our other coworker who responded to me trying to explain the spamtenna iceberg by asking me to my face in our workspace about whether people who are into ovi use anal beads to replicate the feeling)
i very quickly accidentally locked myself into Advertisement Mode in the tomodachi life demo so i busted out my 3ds to get back on my old island.
i scanned some deltarune mii qrs and. listen i don't consider my tomodachi miis canon in any way. navi is dating tyler joseph that's just how we roll. so i never bothered with the hetero-only workaround of picking a sacrificial mii to be the wrong gender to get a lore accurate relationship. in fact today i briefly forgot that was a thing people do. so downloading he/him noelle holiday from a reddit post THREW ME FOR A FUCKING LOOP
bastard was a problem from day one. this is a video taken within 6 months of unboxing her, when i had to send her in for a warranty claim on the dvd drive (ignore the quality, i had a potato android at the time)
bastard continued to be a problem for every consecutive year she was in use. but she also carried me through some of my most important plot points, like playing mother for the first time (pictured is the 25th anniversary translation)
in 2020 i had to completely reinstall windows because she started bluescreening at random and nothing else would fix it
and she persisted in finding new ways to torture me subsequently
before she was replaced as my daily-driver, she went through dvd drive replacement, ssd replacement, full repaste, and TWICE she got her primary battery replaced
the last cool thing she did was being my first successful hackintosh
sadly, she chose to die today when i was attempting to reload windows 10. she is now totally unresponsive to ac or battery power, even after attempting a power cycle, and i could not even produce so much as a beep code by removing every piece of hardware that could come out of her.
i was trying to give this laptop as an emergency backup to a trans friend with a struggling laptop who's trying to finish school and escape an abusive situation
this can only mean one thing.
Rest In Pepperoni, Transphobic Bastard
and here's some bastard gore for you all that i took on the day of her death
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as much fun as it's been to have a post blow up i think it will also be nice when i stop getting overstimulated by the sound of my phone vibrating. i was not built for this i am like a nervous horse
years ago i started doing the whole "throw a word into your doc that you can ctrl+f later and fix minor details so you don't lose momentum" thing, and somehow this evolved into me insulting myself throughout every first draft i write